David Black

@Jeffishish Did she finally get the Pineapple suite?

@QuinnyPig can you please give some helpful keywords to be able to locate the “granted” tool? Googling for “aws granted” is about as helpful as trying to find docs for the “file” command.

@Jeffishish target.com/p/3m-3pk-aura-…

@russkt Hate crime

My work sometimes requires me, a gay, to drive

@VaughnDeF @russkt travelandleisure.com/travel-news/mc…

@russkt Reporting from baggage claim at McCarran

As we head to Vegas for a big gay sports thing 🥎 with folks from all over, will I be surprised by red hats & “stop the steal” shirts? Like from gays outside of my elite coastal bubble

@russkt @lululemon Swole patrol

Just using all the Xmas presents G-man got me. The @lululemon headband is revolutionary.

@russkt Any day of the week except Sundays, when BART doesn’t start running til 8AM. Because who would ever need to be at the airport on a Sunday morning?

To be clear: I’ll take BART 🚊 over a rideshare any day of the week, ilism

Bet it still costs less to go to actual Dublin 🇮🇪 rather than SFO airport ✈️

What’s Pose?

AWS caido a la mierda

@russkt @Amtrak How many Costcos have you visited along the way?

“Get out your wacky tobacc-ky, it’s time for a smoke break” -Conductor We’re in Wisconsin 🧀 now, currently on track for only 4min late (early for gay time!) to Chicago 🏙

G-Man & I are on Amtrak this year for Thanksgiving. Wish us luck, and watch this space. 🚞 See you soon, Chicago!

@russkt @spenbald @sfchronicle Don't pull a muscle

@spenbald @sfchronicle Yay I’m finally justified in eye rolling this fandom!

@russkt @Pepto @russkt you still among the living?

Oh god will this @Pepto save me

@IKEAtkinson Hate crime

Well I work at 6am tomorrow on 12 hours notice again, so I would like to say get drunk everyone

@russkt There exists a well-used infrastructure for SFFD and SFPD to sue the City and County of San Francisco. It’s basically routine and the lawyers are ready and waiting.

Omg just quit. PLEASE.

@russkt Having sat on a federal jury for SFFD suing the City, I can guarantee that that will never happen. Their lawyer was a former DA from the city and makes her living by finding new and exciting ways to extract our tax dollars in settlements.

@VaughnDeF I hope you’re satisfied

I hope to fucking god

@russkt @SoFoTap For a second there I thought you were vehemently rejecting booster shots

@blackmail @SoFoTap We had our initiating shots, no longer need ANY more of it

Coming to a bear 🐻 bar after a big meal was DEF the right call Thanks @SoFoTap

@VaughnDeF @mctallgay @yourewrongabout Plot twist: he goes to jail but it’s not for killing his wife

@mctallgay @yourewrongabout I wonder how it all turns out....

My boyfriend got me into the @yourewrongabout series on the OJ trial, and I binged all 16 episodes in two weeks, just finished the most recent one and he goes 'oh yeah who knows when the next one will come out...' THEY JUST STARTED DISCUSSING THE GRAND JURY

@VaughnDeF @yourewrongabout I’m writing a book on the satanic panic