J Chipperson
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Hot take; if you message me “hru” there is a 1000% chance you will not get a message back
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What a massive load!
- me in my laundry room today
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That THUG Marcus Foligno should be suspended for 5 games at a minimum for that dirty hit on Cale Makar.
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@LGwiscochick @Drugotz790thejo Me too. I have a pack but haven’t opened them yet
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@pop_tartlet That’s such a boomer description. Don’t think I’ve ever said womanly 😂
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Making your timelines awesome with a little bit of this ✨
Vintage Hockey Showcase@hockey_vintage
#StatSunday 31 years ago today ON THIS DAY in hockey history (May 3, 1995): Jaromir Jagr has an assist in the @penguins 4-3 loss to Florida to finish the season with an NHL-leading 70 points (tied with Eric Lindros), becoming the 1st European-trained player to lead NHL in points
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Lost 4 lbs. 16 more to go. I was thinking of getting the weight loss drug but that would make me lose my ass so I'll do it the old fashioned way... I'll starve myself 😂😂😂
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was this me per chance
big content guy@bigcontentguy
in honor of the kentucky derby, the time i matched with an equestrian on bumble
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Imagine being Kate’s father
Bryan Johnson@bryan_johnson
Just gave Kate oral sex. Goodnight everyone.
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