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@Nix_Astra You’ll get the clap just by breathing the air nearby Leeds student accommodation

Ngl, considering a lot people who live in centre of Leeds are students, they don’t give a fuck about their councillor being horny on main lmaoooo

@gertiepopadom She’s my councillor lol

DIVA ALERT

Tyrion and Tywin want to be bezzy mates so bad

@ShinniestaTyr @LttlePeter @hum_dunkin In 2023, Kate Forbes almost won the SNP leadership. Don’t pretend all SNP supports are left wing

@LttlePeter @hum_dunkin Look at the right vs the left as a whole. Plus consider Labour are more right wing in England.

Scotland's just had another clear and very discernibly different result in a political election than England who have just elected fascists en masse so it's time for english leftists to remind Scots that they are no angels themselves

@eggward04 @zaryaismywife The only man with a Norwood 4 to have aura

@zaryaismywife he's simply a victim to one of the most vile knights in ASOIAF, Reaper of house Norwood

i keep accidentally picturing stannis as older than he really is so i laugh every time i remember he’s like, younger than northernlion

The fuck are they doing on the Isle of Wight bro

It’s fucking tragic how bad climate change fell off leftist consciousness. Even in the UK with the growth of the Greens, people seem more interested in the party than the green

Every UK political parties messaging for tomorrows election: “We’re the only party you don’t want to vote for who can win here. So just vote for us anyways”

Somehow; by being a teacher, doctor or any job that requires a degree. You are oppressing hospitality staff, you have enough money to ‘take advantage’ of them obviously! Move aside Karl Marx we’ve established a new theory

Average uni assignment process - how the fuck do I write 3k words about this - I have so many ideas this is easy -fuck I have 200 words left and I’ve only talked about 2/7 points I want to make

Microsoft word and it’s grammar recommendations making every sentence literally incomprehensible

Do Elvis impersonators have apostolic succession? can they all trace back there training lineage to some guy who met elvis himself?

The methodology for the south of England must have been insane

(Mohammed, N.D.) might be the least useful reference I’ve ever come across in my life

@dreamescape1997 @yapture England also gets like 5ish more hours of sun than Nigeria in the summer. In the peak we only get a few hours of darkness in the summer, no time for it to cool down

@yapture I’m also Nigerian but was born here and we go back every year and I’m always telling people the heat just feels different here and the infrastructure is just not built for anything above 20 degrees😭

Guys I thought the English used to exaggerate but I’m here rn and I’m being so serious the heat feels so much higher than the number 😭😭

@xinspiteofx Steel cap boots ONLY in the pit

I like kicking people in the head really hard. Nothing makes me feel as good as kicking people in the head really hard

@thereisnobeth A lot of western progressives and western thirdwordests just seem to think brown people have magic powers in general tbf

I think a lot of western progressives seem to believe that indigenous practices were more sustainable because of some inherent mystical balance with nature rather than existing as a result of indigenous modes of production

Some prosecutor had to explain to a judge what a ‘Skyrim wolf rape mod’ is

It’s insane that there’s no big conspiracy theory around Scientology. Is it too new-agey or something?

@EFCevie @triffic_stuff_ Ya dad goes spoons in reform FC full kit

@triffic_stuff_ a guy comes into my local spoons with a reform top and badge on and get served so maybe it’s just cos you’re a twat maybe?

WHAT THE ACTUAL F*CK IS GOING ON IN BRITAIN?! 😡 A Wetherspoons manager in Braintree has just been caught on camera openly refusing to serve customers who support Reform UK. “I’m deciding that”, he smugly tells punters. Refusing service over politics?! In a bloody pub?! Reform UK is currently the biggest party in the country, leading the polls at 25-28%, favourites to win the next election. These aren’t some fringe weirdos, they’re ordinary, hard-working Brits. The exact salt-of-the-earth customers who pack out Wetherspoons every week, keep the pints flowing and the lights on. Without them, half these pubs would be broke. And some snotty little bar manager thinks he can play political gatekeeper? F*ck off! That’s not how Britain works. You don’t get to ban paying customers because of who they vote for. If you can’t handle serving people with different views, don’t work with the public. Simple as. Tim Martin, sort this out and fire him immediately. This is a disgrace.