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My 3 yo put a dried apricot in my water bottle and I didn’t notice, took a sip in the middle of the night and it tasted so weird, shined my flashlight in there, the apricot had rehydrated and was like a perfectly round glowing testicle in the bottom of my water bottle. Horrific

@TheShipWatch_1 dumbass rover 😭😭😭

No more opportunities to rescue

i go to these washed up fools like twice a year ever since covid to see if theyve gotten any better and every time they burn my shit and i gotta ask fo extra sauce cause the put barely any that shit on it

@BWWings chopped up lame ass dying company. yall have been ass since 2020. STOP BURNING MY WINGS

wingman 😤

@will_del76 haha looks like it says diarrhea

@coah80 why cant adults be adults in online spaces

You can no longer say "Fuck" over discord chat on the xbox platform

@NemraV1 new but with old shoreline

old water and new water #gamedev #IndieGameDev #indiegame #fishing

Today I am 22 years off heroin.❤️‍🩹

paid a hypnotist to remove “the” from my vocabulary and anytime anyone says anything i go “WHAT??????”

Trying to sound but I have Parkinson’s

oh my god. oh my fucking god. he’s gone turbo.

This shit just looks better than D2 I'm not letting people psyop me anymore

@downbadcomment This app is fucking vile man. Guy is expressing his extreme discomfort with his gf forcing him into an uncomfortable sexual situation (hmm now what is that called) and everyone’s calling him a pussy and a whiner. If the genders were swapped y’all would be calling for a noose

@GoybergOrange @BillTheKid1603 @moatijaa no suprise you assume someones just like you, im married.

@blaggledaggle @BillTheKid1603 @moatijaa No surprise the “theythem” has zero relationship experience

They cancelled CallMeCarson for a 19 17 age gap relationship

@dygitz @BillTheKid1603 @moatijaa bro solicited nudes from a fan and your still defending him

@blaggledaggle @BillTheKid1603 @moatijaa they were less than two years apart cmon son

@BillTheKid1603 @moatijaa no he solicited nudes from minor fans bro

@moatijaa He sexted girls who were attracted to him and were close to his age. Only YouTuber are forbidden from being sexual with fans, actors, athletes and twitter users can but not YouTubers

Project Hail Mary is like Iron Lung but if Mark had Lixian with him

the spirit of twomad moving to fortnite next update

You guys are missing the point. Porn isn't bad bc it's cheating, porn is bad bc that is not an ethical exchange between a pizza delivery guy and someone who is in need of food.

@JASS1000001 "People are sleeping on this anime" Well if you told them the fucking name of it more folks would watch it. For those who don't know the name of the anime is: Sentenced To Be A Hero It's really fucking good, Studio Kai made a masterpiece.