Blaine Thurier

Every Blaine in Waiting for Guffman

@passittobulis LOVE IT

Happy Christmas Eve, everybody! Have yourself a merry little throwback to the time I went mildly insane and covered "Blue Christmas" by Elvis but made it pop punk. youtu.be/T_Z_w33xJzw?si…

@timheidecker Thanks for the morning cry, Tim

@BrianStack153 And wasn’t Phil Donahue sitting right next to Deniro as well?!

Goodnight, Mabel. Goodnight, Gloria. Goodnight, Gena. You were the greatest.

@uncle_june I got choked up when Big Pussy helped Anthony Jr. resolve his existential crisis at a wake.

Which moment made you realise The Sopranos was the greatest show of all time?

Hate to break it to you, dude, but a Big Mac costs $5.07 in Australia - 62 cents cheaper than it costs in the United States - while every McDonald’s worker in Australia is entitled to a minimum wage of $15.89 an hour and health insurance under its Medicare for All system.

@CanucksArmy @FourWindsBrewCo JT Miller

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@CanucksArmy @FourWindsBrewCo JT Miller

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“TV is too woke now!” Sir, we grew up with a television show where a racially diverse group of kids summon a man with green hair to fight climate change

EDMONTON JOURNAL: Indigenous reporter's charge must be dropped: Amnesty International, press freedom organizations. Journalism & human rights organizations call for police to drop criminal charges against a reporter arrested in Edmonton this month. edmontonjournal.com/news/politics/…

@MJMcKean @EricIdle @FrankConniff Oh my god(dess Elaine). Thank you for this

ATTN: @EricIdle @FrankConniff

@kesrows You can buy this one for five thousand quatloos

Where can I buy NHL NFTs? I can't find them on the NHL website. I'm really drunk and hate my savings

ANOTHER EARLY REVIEW I have 10 galleys of my book to give away before its pub date, Feb 13th. Just retweet this self-serving ad and I’ll pick 10 at random. If you’re one of the lucky bastards who gets one and happens to enjoy it, I wouldn’t be averse to you posting about it...

HALF JOKING TOUR Next three shows: Nov 9 - #Toronto Nov 10 - #Kitchener Nov 11 - #Brooklyn (4:30PM show) Tickets: toddbarry .com/shows

Fuck yeah, Brian Burke.

When non-violent resistance is seen as unacceptable, labelled antisemitic or terroristic, Palestinians are thus stripped of the tools to advocate for their lives, liberties and livelihoods.

@Evan_Pincus Don't be so sure! youtube.com/watch?v=WfGu7T…

thinking about how the movie Low Self-Esteem Girl (2000), directed by Blaine Thurier (one of the New Pornographers - the film features 2 others in acting roles), is probably awesome and how I will almost certainly never see it