Blaise

Elmo threw the first rock at Stonewall and that rock was Rocco

In my family, “the Tonys” is what we call a group of uncles playing dominoes

Let in that doggie!

real

playing guessing games with my Italian side

Just One Of The Many Traps You Will Encounter If You Dare Ascend My Tower!

man i hate checking my emails

lesbian boyfriend coded

this fucking dyke

two BEST friends! 😘

one time i was crying in the womens bathroom at an ihop in ohio (red state) and another woman came out of the stall while i was crying and asked if i was ok and if i needed to talk about it and i told her i was ok and she said "you are beautiful" and then walked out

hmm.. better lock in tomorrow and fix everything and do everything

My husband just walked in the bedroom and said “love of my life look alike contest… you already won” lmfao

you can belong anywhere by simply taking on the archetype of a grateful guest

I miss when John Fetterman was reporting from his bunker. Simpler times.

BREAKING: New York has passed #Prop1! New Yorkers used their vote to permanently protect abortion statewide, and showed up for LGBTQ, immigrant, and disabled New Yorkers by approving the most progressive and comprehensive state Equal Rights Amendment in the country.

@adgeegad AN HONOR

In a good way, right??

@v_dcknz AND SO IT SHALL BE ✨

@_laserpipe ROYALTY !!

@blaiseseltzer I did the announcements 🥹

@yerrrning omg so TRUE