Fakie McBurner

@luisjgomez @CrackAmicoRAP SHAME!

Chelsea when @CrackAmicoRAP is done with her

@runthistrain Judgement rolls downhill from the Hill of Rochester

Rochester Hill

@camhigby Deranged moron criticizes other deranged morons, riveting stuff shit head 🖕

We’ve now reached the “confront random Jews and berate them about how disgusting they are, and blame them for all our problems” stage of Jew derangement syndrome. I cannot believe this is a real video.

@CarolinaLion2 2008 was the great recession, of course everything was cheaper 🤣

Yeah, I used to get $0.99 Whoppers from Burger King all the time in high school and college prior to 2008. Now I got a bunch of mendacious cultists trying to convince me that didn't happen.

@herosnvrdie69 @twitrLegend So you pay nothing then?

@twitrLegend I’m a manager of a company and pay every single person who’s under me a living wage bitch boy

“Get a better job” is not the answer to people being unable to pay their bills. Every job should have to pay a living wage. If you don’t believe that, then you believe as a society people who do necessary jobs should permanently live in an under class.

@JimNorton "Jim Norton breaks his silence with succinct statement"

After the Kevin Hart roast, everyone has been asking me to weigh in and comment on Chelsea Handler amd Shane Gillis. I do a deep dive on what happened and roast culture.

@GlorpNyara "I shouldn't have to manage my money and the world owes me"

“Gen z is stupid, they wont eat like a 1940s british child whose parents were both bombed by the germans and got one ration of food.”

@adoretheblink That's their only good album

Dam right dude ranch is the shit

@luisjgomez I had the pleasure of seeing the live a couple years ago, was worried how it would sound with them playing acoustics but it was great

Add it up, gone daddy gone, 36 24 36, country death song. So many great songs better than blister. Though blister is what hooked everyone.

@Pat_Stedman You traveled to DC to stop the transfer of power based on a lie, nobody feels bad for you, you're a fucking idiot

On January 6th I followed the crowd into the Capitol and shouted. Police stood by the whole time, hanging out with us and sometimes directing us places. At one point near the House Chambers I was walking downstairs when a trio of some special section, secret service looking men started pointing guns in my direction. Confused and annoyed, I walked the other way and when I saw a normal police officer asked him why they were doing that. He informed me a protestor (Ashli Babbit) had been killed, and advised me to leave the building. I walked towards the exit and after a short rest on the bench I left. I harmed nobody and damaged no property that day and complied with all police orders. What I received for that was a pre-dawn raid at my parents house, where my 1 month post-partum wife and I were staying, on Biden's first day in office. His DOJ had signed the order to arrest me 3 hours after his inauguration. In the subsequent weeks I received death threats online and harassing phone calls, something that would be ongoing for the next few years. I was banned from Meta and Paypal. My wife and I were both debanked by PNC and banned from Airbnb. My wife was detained at the airport for hours with our newborn daughter. I was charged with 4 misdemeanors and the 1512 unconstitutional felony. The government offered to drop the misdemeanors if I pled to the felony. The felony was a lie, so I refused and went to trial. At trial the prosecution for 2 days straight was allowed to show footage to the jury of things that occurred around the Capitol I wasn't present for "for context." When we asked to put forward footage that contradicted the prosecution's "context" we were not allowed. They could show what they wanted, we could not. Police officers were then put on the stand for the next 2 days who cried about their experiences. I had no idea who they were. They admitted they never saw me or interacted with me. Nevertheless like every other J6er, I lost, and was sentenced to 4 years and $22k in fines and restitution. Yet even after the Supreme Court overturned the felony, the judge would not let me out until my misdemeanor sentences of a year were maxed out. Because she can't count she actually kept me in longer - to the extent she intervened at the last minute to make the prison release me on a Sunday, something that is against BOP rules. My family sat outside the prison gates the Friday before practically the whole day waiting in vain because of this pettiness. But the government wasn't satisfied with their pound of flesh: after my release they took me back in for resentencing, to attempt to have me resentenced after the fact to my misdemeanors consecutively, so I'd be taken from my family again and have another 1.5 years behind bars. This time I won, as they had no legal precedent and it skirted on violating double jeopardy since I had served my full prison time. Even still, it cast a cloud over the holidays and cost me another 20k my family couldn't afford. People ask whether prison was bad, and yeah of course prison sucked. It was a hard and violent place. I was present for a stabbing, and was lucky to avoid two fights and a race war. But dealing with Biden's DOJ and the DC Judiciary was the real trauma - they would grind down your spirit by weaponizing the legal system and use the endless procedure to bankrupt you. I had nightmares for months after release that I had somehow been hit with new charges. By the time I was pardoned by President Trump, I had spent literally every single day of Biden's presidency either in prison or under some form of supervision. I had incurred over $300k in legal fees and over $1 million in lost business. It was a reign of terror, and yet it was a mere foreshadowing of what they had planned for anyone else who opposed them under Kamala. The country should never forget it.

@RandyGoat We've been saying this since fall 2020, he already tried once

I'm actually worried now that Trump will refuse to leave office. I never thought I would say that but I think it's a possibility. I say 50/50 chance at this point. Anyone else afraid this might happen?

@LucifersTweetz You seriously can't tell the difference between real and staged videos?

If we keep letting them violate our rights we won't have any.

@BlvckJxsus You're broke as hell, you better work harder

average american doesn’t have $500 in savings, but you on here yappin about some 10k. shut the fuck up.

@Robber_Baron_ Same here, hard boiled eggs for breakfast, sandwich for lunch, cook dinner at home. If you can afford a 28 dollar burrito every day, you aren't struggling, you're an idiot

I'm a successful 40+ man making a good deal of money and I still don't pay $28 for lunch... ever.

@emmamurabito Nevermind, didnt realize you were just promoting your onlyfans

@emmamurabito The discourse was 28$ per lunch per day, you can't change the metrics to fit your narrative

let’s say a gen z person bought two $28 burritos a month. that’s $56 a month and $672 a year, which isn’t even enough to pay a month’s worth of rent at most places nowadays, let alone the cost of a home. cancelling subscriptions, not eating takeout, etc. does not change that much

@thedaywar90 Fuck your feelings, bitch 🖕

I cannot believe that COSTCO, a family store where there are many children with their parents would allow this POS wear that shirt in the store. I will be contacting COSTCO CORPORATE later today. I know we, in the USA 🇺🇸, have freedom of speech but not hate speech or these kind of statements when in a public place. President Donald J. Trump should take action.

@cigarettetax I suddenly feel better about my anger issues

Why’s he using a freshie with no trucks?

@sasimons Lol you need to find something to do bub, you are so off the mark

so much of Shane's schtick is pretending to be above it all, it's interesting he'd let the mask slip here; comedians really don't like it when other comedians criticize them

@Jason4953972119 @DrRnldChevalier @EllisMate It didn't land

@blankityblank00 @DrRnldChevalier @EllisMate … it’s a joke he’s from Australia?

If people think some comedians are racist or some are libtards good for you. I think there all funny and your all gay. If you don’t like it get out there and do better? I’ll be over here not holding my breath