blastron

for reference: youtube.com/watch?v=qapMTP…

unfortunately, the corollary does not hold

when there's only 20 seconds left in the burst window

perfect. ready to go. ship it out

Ever since I was told the Tesla Cybertruck had an ALGORITHM for the automatic frunk, I have been super intrigued. It will apply increased closing force after every failed attempt. This means if you close you finger in it once, it shouldn't hurt TOO bad, but try it 5 times in a row you will have a bad day. I wanted to test this further. Today I put a few averaged sized snacks in the frunk to see how many tries it would take to damage them.

📢NEW LEGENDARY(?) FISH GUIDE I found a new fish in #FFXIV! No joke, I just found an unknown Legendary fish that was slipped in at some point. I don't know why it's not in the log, but... Here's a guide on how to catch Sil'dihn's Remorse. youtu.be/RoATrN89RDk

@garinl hello! sorry i haven’t been around; i have largely swapped my mindless scrolling to bsky and only really open twitter if someone links me something

oh no not again

phil spencer:

This is still the most incredible thing to ever happen

Had something special to hang an ema for with next month’s release of Pathfinder Lost Omens Tian Xia 🙏 (Typically one washes money in these waters, but I hope that by sprinkling some on the book, we might gain a little bit of fortune and eloquence for the months ahead!)

there is no shot in hell that i’m going to score a miku glowstick at the expo, so i think i’m going to go to the auto parts store and get one of the ones you use to flag down tow trucks and then spray paint it teal

Doodle: An observation

you know what? FUCK YOU *uncooks your ramen*

The ‘GODZILLA MINUS ONE’ team are wearing Godzilla-themed shoes for today’s #Oscar red carpet.