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there aint no end to the sands i been tryin to cross 26 gay he/they

Katılım Haziran 2022
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yoshitoshi@toshiyosh1·
eating pussy like a pitbull mauling a toddler
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Boots, 'with the fur'
Boots, 'with the fur'@afraidofwasps·
(Throwing up white foam) My foam !
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jestmonger@bleebyou2·
@boomsizzlex make the world into pudding and see how many people maintain their corporeal form
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Boomie Uzal@boomsizzlex·
Make healing abilities a skill shot and see how many enchanter players maintain elo
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Grown man casting spells. Pick up the broadsword lil bro
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jestmonger@bleebyou2·
@rachellapides we do it because 95% of people want a caramel macchiato from Starbucks and 5% want a real macchiato
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Rachel Lapides@rachellapides·
Has anyone else encountered the phenomenon of ordering a macchiato and then the barista asking you if you understand what a macchiato is
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RtrdMagnet@GarlicSniff3r·
OBJECTIVELY RIGHT DIFFICULTY TIERLIST❗️❗️❗️ LEFT TO RIGHT DOESNT MATTER
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carter hambley@carterhambley·
i have a fake tooth filled with ozempic in case im ever captured and forced to serve in lowrise jeans
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jestmonger@bleebyou2·
@SkinnyTuna Lee has a pretty high skill ceiling so if you put in time to really get his mechanics you can do a lot. champs with high movement like lee are rewarding to master. he kinda falls off late, though, so it's best to try to close out the game before like 25 ish mins on lee
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Kyle Kringle
Kyle Kringle@SkinnyTuna·
i climbed from iron to silver and it was easy and im going to climb from gold to plat and thats also going to be easy because im the goat. my only fear is that i will have to stop one tricking shyvana because having to full clear deluxe until my 2 item spike is kind of rough
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jestmonger@bleebyou2·
@Saam_Orlong I feel like sanderson wasn't really saying that as a dig at martin if you read all of what sanderson says. He pins it on his Mormonism which makes sense to me. He seems to understand that he'd be a bad writer for the GoT series
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Saam
Saam@Saam_Orlong·
This is the guy that's calling GRRM's prose "tacky" btw 😹
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Fandom Pulse@fandompulse

Brandon Sanderson on why he would not finish George R.R. Martin's Game of Thrones even if he was asked: "I wouldn't say yes to finishing ASOIAF, if asked. (And I don't think they'd ask me.) I'd respectfully decline. I wouldn't be right for the job for many reasons. I wouldn't want to put in the content that the series has, and part of that is due to my religious faith, part of it is just who I am. I don't shy away from difficult material, but I prefer not to get explicit. Honestly, when I read it in George's work, I often just cringe. I don't think it fits in prose; I think it looks tacky. But that's almost 100% due to the my religious leanings. I realize that others don't read such scenes in the same way as I do. However, I'd suggest that this is actually a minor reason why I'd be a bad writer on this series, despite having enormous respect for GRRM and his talent as a storyteller. The primary reason has to do with fundamental optimism vs pessimism. I write darkness into my books, but it is darkness as contrast to light, and there is always a spark of hope. George's work seems fundamentally pessimistic--which I don't say as a slam. One of my favorite short stories is Harrison Bergeron, which is also fundamentally pessimistic. Saying George's work is pessimistic doesn't mean that HE is pessimistic, only that he creates a work of art that evokes emotion and discussion through pessimistic themes. As a comparison, I'm glad that Silver Age science fiction produced both Harrison Bergeron and Star Trek--but I'm Star Trek, not Harrison Bergeron. Calling me in to work on this piece would be like calling in Spielberg to finish a Tarantino film. (Not to imply I deserve to be ranked with either one.) Sure, he could do it, but wouldn't you want someone who themselves makes films with Tarantino-like themes? My work is also fundamentally different from George's in our use of magic. We've talked about books, and he points out (rightly) that I often use a heavily magical component in my stories--particularly the endings. This is because I'm writing science/magic hybrids, and the idea of magic as progress is fascinating to me. George, however, prefers his magic to be arcane, unknown, and dark--not a tool, but a force you can sometimes (with great danger) apply. This is a small issue, as I'm fond of books that use magic differently, I've just made a stylistic choice in how I do what I do." Do you think this still holds?

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jestmonger@bleebyou2·
@imnothing_333 I play kayn and rengar because they're cool guys and get a lot of kills and I myself am a cool guy
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jestmonger@bleebyou2·
@yacineMTB you an say the f slur but it's like an ammo system 1 cock sucked = 1 use. butt stuff gives 3 uses
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kache@yacineMTB·
I was able to reclaim the word "retard", but there is another word. A gamer word. That they took from us. I long to use it again
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Ser Duncan the Tall is the most honourable knight in Westeros. but The Mountain is the least honourable. so it’s not the tallness that makes him honourable. it’s something else
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jestmonger@bleebyou2·
@kid_riles it's perfect. one hitter. absolute brick in a pill bottle. shitty light beer. americana
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𓇢𓆸@solaranvs·
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rune sword@runesword1·
talking to the blacksmith this morning and a harpy swarm just swooped down and dragged him into the sky. no warning, just snatched him mid sentence. really makes you think
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Kip Conlon@kipconlon·
I would like the porterhouse, medium rare, and the lady will have whatever she is about to tell you she wants.
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jestmonger@bleebyou2·
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jestmonger@bleebyou2·
white boy stuns non binary barista by ordering in perfect Jamaican patois
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