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2026 new year’s resolutions -get a job -write an album -make art that doesn’t suck -not kill myself -draw comics

@OverKill_Rush @n0wifisignal @VaIkerzz_ don’t worry, he doesn’t dodge bullets, bullets dodge him

@n0wifisignal @VaIkerzz_ MR.DOUCHEBAG GET DOWN!!!!

How Vocaloid sounds when you're not "White" anymore:

i think cuckholding is hilarious and i’m tired of pretending it’s not

had a dream last night about asgore from undertale reading me a bedtime story before killing me

@nitromegamer007 @normalmya no i’m just very afraid of being hurt

@blekiscool @normalmya are you aromantic

You and your partner get a little horny and duck into an alleyway so that you may perform fellatio on her. This thing turns the corner. You go to cover her up, but she says "No, it's fine, you two look so romantic, would you just let me take a photo?" Do you let her take a photo?

@evil69wizard @Anon727940 @Infmilk_bsky it’d probably feel better for her if he did imo

@Anon727940 @Infmilk_bsky do you think mickey takes the gloves off when he sticks two fingers in minnies mouse pussy?

yeah dude, i am working on another sonic project as we speak

@FreedomRoader @banana01925215 @FoxyMarxist they thought u were saying you supported her getting stabbed

@banana01925215 @FoxyMarxist ? why did you post this

y'all make fun of the fact trans women are afraid and you stab a sister 40 FUCKING TIMES

scientists really will just shock puppies for fun and act like it's some huge discovery when puppies become upset

@theyduh @leftyandzesty @saintlesbian haha what if we were all conspiring against you in real life

@leftyandzesty @saintlesbian this is so creepy to see on my tl rn because i was just learning about it in psychology like two hours ago lmfao

the cure for learned helplessness is receiving external help to show you that your actions can yield results

@GothTransFem Deltarune theory: Kris is actually transphobic and subconsciously replaces all instances of "woman" in forgotten womans dialogue with man and the reason they use they/them is to give nonbinary people a bad reputation by being a bum

@prerecessiongrl me and my sister used to play the first lego batman together on our wii when we were little

White people’s fetishization and normalification of wordle humiliation porn terrifies me

@ThisStupidTwink i really like these

a few people asked me to put my silly unfinished songs onto bandcamp so i did that

i really don't like the "susie will use megalovania/battle against a true hero" shit because she already has her own theme!! and it's awesome!!!! listen to vs susie smh

@qepmy3rd i’d upvote anything that makes me laugh

@blekiscool i downvoted it because it's bad but it made me laugh so hard

@lolifootjobs @faateofallfools she’s your wife, she probably loves you

@faateofallfools Lies and slander. My penis is small and pathetic and my wife looks at it with pity when she sees it.

go and jerk your worthless..i’m sorry, i can’t do this anymore. your penis isn’t worthless: it is valued and loved. go and jerk your loved penis.

made a vluesky account to keep up with some artists i like that aren’t on twitter anymore…… it feels like a breath of fresh air lmfao

@odessaswife @asherbb4 and me too 😭😭😭😭

@asherbb4 LITERALLY WAS US LIKE

you kinda just have to do this

@metropkwy my dick fell off, thanks a lot

Stop scrolling. Take a deep breath through your nose. Relax your face. Unclench your jaw. Unclench your penis. Tongue off the roof of your mouth. Breathe out through your mouth. Close your eyes