Dusty Gozongas

Imagine Terrance Howard in Moana... “What can I say except you’re welcome, mayne.”

@imfynerthanfyne On a positive note…she is very pretty.

My friends would've jumped me out of that outfit.

@BigHomieKODAQ @MuslimMarine If you can’t pay your employees then you can’t have a business.

This shit is hilarious… because why are you paying them $2.13 and tryna shame the customer for them making that?

@allie__voss It’s always a damn 3d printed dragons booth or cheap af temu earrings sold for a gnarly markup booth.

One thing that needs to be studied is how “farmer’s market” used to mean “farmer’s market” …and now it means “open-air pop-up shop with laser cut wood signs, 3D-printed fidget toys, and some lady bedazzling Stanley tumblers

@BoLoudon Wat…

79 is the new 39. President Trump is aging in reverse.

@notcapnamerica Censor the face and let’s see the outfit.

My Gen X auntie has now moved onto posting AI generated photos of her attending the Met Gala on Facebook. Her friends are commenting complimenting her and she’s dead ass replying “Omg thank you! ☺️ “ Help me!

Maui Mayor Richard Bissen is speaking out in support of Lani, the beloved Hawaiian monk seal, after a man allegedly threw a massive rock at the endangered seal.💔🦭 Mayor Bissen made it clear that harmful behavior toward Hawaii’s wildlife will not be tolerated. ⚖️ @CountyofMaui

@AliceBunnyland2 Fuck AI, just get anxiety like the rest of us and have imaginary conversations & arguments with others in your head on your own

@thatgirlmulaa Ffs he can buy a damn used bike off of Facebook marketplace.

Going thru my baby phone and I see she blocked her daddy 😂🤣 I guess she tired of asking for a bike 🚲

@mumoftears @v4lentinegrl @tourniquettim I thought the same too!!!

@v4lentinegrl @tourniquettim I’m still convinced the second one is stevie nicks

who the fuck are they

@SeeRacists I like the Bryon Noem titties🤣🤣🤣

“Can you please hurry”

🚨Chud The Builder the racist clown who films himself calling Black people the N-word gets spit on and his phone smacked out his hand… Then this clown immediately calls the cops CRYING about “false imprisonment” Bro, nobody was holding you. Your truck was right there. You could’ve left anytime. All that big talk about “what he’d do” and he folded like a scared bitch the second someone clapped back. #ChudTheCoward 🤣

@itsPopVulture @DragDollCo 🤣🤣

@DragDollCo Michael Jackson doing that Pepsi commercial

It’s always some bald headed ass hoe playing games on this app 😭

I’m not dying from some fucking hentai virus

@Herats_ @Jjohndonl7mr @trouble_man90 Just joining in to say I also didnt listen when I CLEARLY should have.

@Jjohndonl7mr @trouble_man90 I regret looking at your profile

He hasn’t been blacklisted, he’s in a cult now.

@MrSquishiix @FeelYouHappy As a father of a disabled child I’d smack the fuck outta you if I ever came across you in public

My mom googled my dad to see his mugshot and there were countless news articles detailing his death. He died 2 hours prior to that google search. What makes this more insane is my mom and i were like “his wife did it.” She did and went to prison.

@BODY_W0_WHORGAN the aztecs never sacrificed anyone the pyramids were for DJ sets

You can stop tagging the FBI under this. They've seen it, they just can't afford to drive over here now.

@ValentinoKhan “FLY ME OUT”

I want to fly you out to Vegas for a show at my Wynn residency. ✈️ Comment “FLY ME OUT” to enter. Hotel, flights, chicken tenders, all access – all fully covered by me.  And yes you get to bring a +1. See you soon: Fri, May 8 (Encore Beach Club Daytime)
Wed, June 17 (EBC at Night) Sunday, June 28 (XS) Sun, September 27 (EBC at Night)

@LuisInTexas @stilloverjustin A congrats would have been nice.

@stilloverjustin The important question is; in what? Masters in Minority Studies doesn’t count.

just joined the 8% of black men with a master’s degree 🎓

@stilloverjustin @notcapnamerica Congrats!! Also u have such beautiful eyes!!