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@KyleGallner listen to gumm

How in the actual hell did you find this? And why has so much changed but also stayed the same?

me, eating candy: mmmmm a sweet treat for me :-) me, looking at the wrappers after i’m finished: i deserve nothing good in life and im also gross

Love that Snoopy cooked a nice dinner for his good buddy Woodstock and made random bullshit for Charlie

“jimmy, that is honest to god HATEFUL.” - grandma, after jim (her son, my father in law) said that they had an electric blanket at their house when he was young.

they’re calling it the new 9/11 (muppet vision 3D closing)

Clearly taking the substance I just don’t know who his younger guy is

“this was a good idea on election night” - folks behind me at the 7:00pm showing of Conclave at our local AMC

Hey der, folks. This year I’m votin’ for Carmala instead of Donald Truck. My bestest bud Lightning McQueen says ladies like Miss Sally can’t get the repairs they need right now and that ain’t right. I sure don’t believe in errything Carmala runs on. But I believe in my friends.

A stop-motion ‘OVER THE GARDEN WALL’ short has been released by Aardman to celebrate the show’s 10th anniversary. x.com/cartoonnetwork…

@TbonePhil i didn’t know that. you’re telling me now for the first time.

I’m thinking about the video of trump getting told RBG passed away and tiny dancer is blaring in the background and I legit watched 5 different angles of it before I realized someone hadn’t edited the video with that song to make it funny

Blue Jean bayyybay LA ladyyyy. The seamstress for the baaaannnndddd

legend has it they’re still starving to this day

I am so snatched right now I don’t know what to do

‘WALLACE & GROMIT: VENGEANCE MOST FOWL’ debuts at 100% on Rotten Tomatoes. • 5th Wallace & Gromit project to get a 100% rating • Described as one of the best & most hilarious animated movies of 2024 Read our ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ review: bit.ly/GromitDF

"Mundane Halloween" returns! It's that time of year again, when Japanese website @dailyportalz holds its annual contest to dress up as something super ordinary. Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2024 contest!

She ain’t even let the joke sit in the air I’M CRYING