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@geordiejosh still pressed because he blocked you?

CASH THAT FUCKING TRANSFER IN NEWCASTLE 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

@HD_07 first off it’s got nothing to do with eddie howe and second what the fuck is wrong with players celebrating a win?

This and Jacob Murphy doing knee slides after the Chelsea game is one of the many reasons why I want Howe out. #NUFC

Free from the pain of Newcastle Utd for the next two months

@ConnorSAFC1994 they’re just deluding themselves but honestly balancing europe out with prem games is not an easy task, so just enjoy it while it lasts, that’s what i do whenever we’ve been in europe

Mag I know claims he’d rather qualify for nothing than Europa league. I can’t help but laugh and feel sorry for these melts

Newcastle United don’t play a competitive game of football for over two months

Certain Newcastle fans wanted Sunderland promoted, for us to lose both derbies finish midtable and them to get Europe

@geordiejosh do you honestly think he was the only person who cared more about the relegation battle than the literal definition of an “i don’t give a fuck” game

Boyhood fan of our club. I am fucking seething.

A very frustrating season, and without a doubt we are all very disappointed. You fans definitely did not deserve this. But football doesn’t always go the way we plan. Individually, I managed to have the season with the most goal contributions in my career, and I would trade all of that for a better position in the table. Honestly, I just want to thank the fans for everything. Thank you @nufc 3️⃣9️⃣🖤🤍

Lewis Hall (21yo) vs Barcelona.

No Lewis Hall is borderline treason. Can the king not step in?

Morning Geordies (and Spurs fans) 😝🕺

@toonyjat 13 points off 4th with 1 game left to play, you didn’t help your case by mentioning that 😂😂

Up into 11th, 13 points off 4th… Wheres those Eddie Howe outters now???? Absolute shock they’re nowhere to be seen.

Man City will see a different Chelsea today

Welcome to Wembley!

@GrimsToyShow match of the night bro

Sorry not sorry that Danhausen match SUUUUCKED!!! -MIDGET HAUSEN was the disappointing reveal -Danhausen wrestled in slow motion with some of the weakest ring work I’ve seen on WWE I love comedy wrestling, but that wasn’t funny … pure garbage

@WWE @DanhausenAD @espn for once i am on the side that urges the wwe not to listen to the haters, because this was absolute fire and i loved every second of it.

.@DanhausenAD is on FIRE! 🔥 Stream #WWEBacklash LIVE RIGHT NOW on the @espn App with ESPN Unlimited! ▶️ es.pn/watchwwe

@WrongWrestling it was literally the most entertaining thing the wwe has produced in 2026.

They tell me I don't like fun because I don't like Danhausen. Well, defend this fucking match. #WWEBacklash

@ArsecaI your team trains with tiktok edits in the background

Your club had a bus parade for losing an FA Cup final

@_ismo99 @ArsecaI we shat on you 3 times last season and whilst doing so we wiped you out of the semi finals of what could have been your first major trophy in like 5 years… oh yeah speaking of major trophies, we’ve won one more recent than you 🤣🤣🤣

@ArsecaI The audacity of a freaking Newcastle fan, Newcastle of all clubs 🤣

@geecee1 @ArsecaI @Lauraoffthatapp wow, team takes group photo to help bond and grow as a team

@ArsecaI @Lauraoffthatapp They also do team photos to celebrate winning a league match . The latest one after their win v Brighton at the weekend. 🤣