soup on the beach

Stress puking into a porta-potty urinal

@dabongohead U weird for changing the headline lmao

news outlets are picking it up so idk!

Took my girl to go watch Obsession so she can understand how she act sometimes but she only walked out with more ideas

@JamrockHobo Can’t wait to pirate this shit

Currently playing through Zero Parades. I still have mixed feelings about it and will articulate them in a review when I'm finished. My favourite moments however are the ones (there are many) when NPCs greet you, the top-secret spy, with "Operant" in public. Because why not

That dog didn’t know the roll would bounce he was tryna get that baby #squashed

A huge MAGA guy getting violently attacked by a Trump supporting veteran having a PTSD related psychotic break so close to Memorial Day and our 250th anniversary is a little on the nose ya?

More like Middy Supreme

Pink never managed a Cricket Wireless but I feel like she should

@RadStarsaur Nice. I did a bunch of digital collages using public use images from museums to do a Dandan deck. Here’s one of my faves.

I like Magic the Gathering

I hate the devil fr

@cool_story_dawg Fuck them kids

@bloatedwolf Plant it in the park. Community orange tree.

Stressed bc my father in law bought me a potted orange tree that’s gunna get like 15 feet tall and I don’t know what the fuck to do with it but I can’t let it die

@cool_story_dawg Would be funny

Should I bring a bunch of pokemon packs to this wedding and see if anyone can pull a charizard? Or do you think the bride would kill me before it’s found?

@girl__virus @cool_story_dawg

salt and vinegar vape

I got frogs in atlanta

Mad bc they dont have a gnome hat

why does every journalist for every publication have like 50k followers I do not understand this

Sometimes it’s just like fuck it no shampoo straight to conditioner and we out

Sephora should have a place where you can put the boyfriends

@kennybeats And 1 AI vinyl cover lmao

Very proud to say there are 0 samples on any of those 3 Bronson songs 0 plug ins used in the production 0 software instruments 🐸

Spent a few days there and the correct answer is: everywhere (positive 👍)