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@robertlufkinmd This lined up perfectly:

@GlennPurcell2 Weather will probably keep most of the “youth” away

Bunch of mandatory OT coming. Staffing can’t cover it without.

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

@MikeM58576 @GSLNews_ Unfortunately this independent “reporter” isn’t exactly a Rhodes Scholar.

@GSLNews_ Ummm... Heavy police presence disrupts Lilac Festival? You mean fight broke out and distrupted the Lilac Fest, so police responsed.

ROCHESTER, N.Y. — A heavy police presence disrupted the final day of the Rochester Lilac Festival on Sunday as multiple fights broke out at Highland Park. Law enforcement responded by actively ejecting agitators from the ongoing event, and multiple people have been detained.

It is time for the United States Postal Service to ban junk mail. Unsolicited spam calls are already prohibited by the FCC. Emails are heavily regulated by the CAN-SPAM Act of 2003. Junk mail is the majority of mail, 100 million trees per year. Enough!

@BlondeBigot11 @thisgogreen Bless you

@thisgogreen Save your time the fat one gets 500

This prize game changed someone’s life 😳

2026

spirit deadass shutdown while we was in midair we had to jump out the plane like fortnite

thank you @googlemaps

@SenatorCooney Congratulations on putting your buffoonery on full display.

My statement on the Trump Administration Withholding Millions in Federal Highway Funds from New York👇🏾

The first rule of twitter is you do not tell people in real life about your twitter.

This should be headline news EVERYWHERE. A Pfizer insider who was former head of toxicology in Europe has just come out and said something that many "conspiracy theorists" suspected. He estimates that 20 000 to 60 000 people in Germany have died from the c*vid vaccine. This was said at a parliamentary enquiry commission in Germany. So why isn't this massive news being reported everywhere? Is the mainstream media that has recieved millions in funding from Bill Gates deliberately covering this up... 🤔

Here's MORE PROOF that demoncraps in Albany HATE you, and want you to live in fear. Special thanks to @JohnnyFiorica for posting this, and a huge thanks to @ROCLocustClub for making us aware of just how much @JeremyCooneyROC & demoncraps hate NY #ROC @ROCHNYCRIMEINFO