mj ˚.⋆☾⋆⁺

new lore. i was heavily pregnant and dropped something and phil and i just stared at it in silence while dan had to bend down to get it

@luvdnpz i was putting my son to bed and nearly abandoned him on the spot

when i took this screenshot i thought “haha funny clickbait”. little did i know i was in fact mere seconds away from watching the mona lisa being painted

can you tell my baby is about to turn 1 and i’m emotions

being a phannie since the early days is like childbirth because it’s so painful and scary and you’re not sure if you’ll survive it and then finally the baby is out and everything changes for good and it’s beautiful and worth the pain

@starwbny i just saw god

femme4femme 🧘 #phanniefriday

@dnphillic how did you manage to bait so many people with this 😭😭

hi guys im a post hard launch phannie i just joined this fandom 3 mins ago i have a question why is it called phan and not dil if dan is the top pls be kind to me im new to yaoi

@theywerebfshere this is phan twt of course you’re a virgin

wish i was a virgin so i could lose my virginity to this song

@theamazingphil why did he become a Man when he said shut the fuck up 😭😭 i’m SCARED

happy one year to “don’t make me get the handcuffs again! sorry i’m talking to you like you’re phil”

@thedinerry so this is how i find out surrogacy is illegal in my country

okay so if dan and phil decide to have children, do you think they would adopt a child or get a surrogate ? because from what they said i think a surrogate would maybe be their choice as they want them to have dan’s hair 🤔🤔🤔

he’s actually so funny

what is going ON

@thedinerry literally everyone “knew” but it’s not anyone’s place but theirs to label what they have. we weren’t surprised when they launched because we didn’t know they were together, we were surprised they actually decided to officially address their relationship

basically flirting, making sex jokes about each other etc so why did no one know they were actually together???? 😭😭😭 i get the the non speculation things etc and that dan wasn’t ready etc but it was kinda obvious no? 😭

@lesbinof i just started shaking

@lestersball elon you have 1 day to fix this or else.

@AmazingPhil @danielhowell i thought you were gonna spit the ring at him

omg he proposed!!!!!

@ladderswh0 keep it that way

i cant press play

i don’t like them

@AmazingPhil @danielhowell do you think this is a joke

what do you mean the baby i was carrying inside me at tit is about to turn one

i struggle to keep track of what day it is unless it’s monday because i open twitter and immediately get pains in my chest because what do you mean mr and mr lester