BlueCollarAstronaut

@credenzaclear2 Ya it’s hott tho

Chilling with the Miami aliens who got lost on their way to the Antarctic brb

Making a domestic draft beer for white women called Miller Literally

Screaming "PUSSY IN BIO!!! MY PUSSY IS IN MY BIO!!!" to a cold unfeeling world

@Kenny___Rose That’s so wild I usually open up conversations with women about my porn addiction and flat earth

i hate small talk. i wanna talk atoms. death. aliens. sex. intellect. the meaning of life. effective altruism. lowercase txt supremacy. board betrayal. your childhood. what keeps u up at night. i like people with depth. i dont want to know "whats up"

Big Naturals History Museum

@AlexNoonan6 It’s the best breakfast food

Is corned beef hash grandpa coded?

Me on acid about to explain to the waiter why I’m not paying for 64 oysters twitter.com/brownskinthem/…

charm is deceptive and beauty is fleeting, but a woman of mid-ness is to be praised

Reply guys .00005 seconds after an egirl posts

@Howlingmutant0 Sci books all say holo/holos

Every cyberpunk book written between 1985 and 2000 has the characters say "vid" instead of video for some reason, even though video is already not a particularly long word

Oh you condemn mass shootings? Even the battle of Guadalcanal?

Huge news in Chicago this week, as there’s talks of interest in Netanyahou for the next Bears Defensive Coordinator #ClubDub

insane that the average person feels the need to release a statement on what's goin on in israel.

What do I think happens? Israel extracts its pound of flesh, kills a bunch of Hamas and bunch of collateral damage civilians Civilian death count climbs too high, US and other allies say that’s enough for now time to chill Israel gets new government and then we see what’s next

@credenzaclear2 Is this about me

@jewbyboobie Me weighing in, in the gc

can i say something

I don't know what a Comptroller is but this is what I picture

have they tried this over there