diesel411

look i got an eyeball

Went on a date to the Kermit the frog museum one time thinking it would be cute and whimsical and just ending up ugly crying in front of a guy I didn’t really even like all that much

@idyllicmusing OMG GORGEOUS!!!

Just saw a guy with an adidas calf tattoo. Conflicted on how to feel as he was otherwise very attractive

Don’t know how yall be like this bc I be yapping it up with myself 24/7

Was actively trying to cancel on my friends and then opened a fortune cookie that said “reaching out to your friends would do you well” #fine

Crashing out so hard I need naptime after

@beepboop0201 God I see what you’ve done for others

got a text from my 70 year old neighbor saying we are going out to breakfast and she’s picking me up in half an hour

@idyllicmusing YES ❤️

@bluedef411 and grilled cheese??

#1 tomato soup enjoyer in the world 🥫🥫🥫

@kb0oty Not disagreeing but would you like to elaborate?

@siliqoi That just means you haven’t drank enough yet

drinking again does NOT cure a hangover

@bnobobs 👀👀👀

dyed my hair NOBODY LOOK AT ME

Every once in a while I meet a woman that makes me understand why lobotomies were performed

@sosukesuigetsu Not at this time

@bluedef411 Elaborate

My brain is genuinely not wired right and I am scared for myself at this point

Was told I looked like a “boy dog mom” feeling #hurt & #offended

@siliqoi Diet ginger ale 👀👀👀 if she is what kills me so be it

diet soda is way too good to not bring any significant problems

@idyllicmusing Share? 👀👀

Just a girl and her very specific, non-negotiable morning beverage ritual.

Natalie Portman in the Tiffany ad makes me wanna be someone’s dead first wife sooo bad

🙄🙄🙄🙄