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When you try to sign for a parcel on the courier's phone screen but it looks nothing like your signature

I’m definitely doing this to as many people as I possibly can for the rest of my life.

@LAURA____8 @_craighadley What an unforgettable game that was. Happy days 💙

@_craighadley Lucy Quinn appreciation thread incoming…get on it Turning up at Chelsea in the rain, with the quiff and gloves of course, and banging in THAT goal on one of my favourite ever away days

If you know Lucy Quinn is leaving and you don’t let her play one last time for the fans in the final home game of the season there’s something wrong with you. Only Kerys has played more games. She deserved more.

@goalkeepersdiff Tough one. I think I'd have to say... Neville Southall.

Following yesterday's controversy about Scottish goalkeepers (and the assertion that Banks was the best England goalkeeper), let's try an easier one. Who was the best Wales goalkeeper - Neville Southall or Neville Southall?

One of the most beautiful 90s songs ❤️ Her voice is amazing. Her demeanor is also fantastic.🎤

Yet another casualty. Gold Dancer, only 7 years old, killed at #Aintree in the last hour. Everyone involved in horse racing, from the royal family to the casual bets made on tomorrow's race, shame on the lot of you. #banhorseracing

📰 Buick MacKane's Accidental Broadcast: - T. Rex - March 17, 1974 A glam-rock broadcast glitch that became an instant cult moment. Recorded on February 14, 1973 for Musikladen, T. Rex’s performance of “Buick MacKane” was never shown during the programme’s original February 21 broadcast. Instead, it resurfaced by accident over a year later — on March 17, 1974 — when it played unexpectedly at the end of an Osmonds special, startling viewers and delighting fans who caught the moment live.

The Who with their historic performance of “My Generation”. The music explodes…and by the end so does everything else on stage!

@bobbyjones007 My fave will always be: "Squirrel is a Blues fan Squirrel is a Blues fan La laa laa la La laa laa la" Sung at Bolton circa late 90s after a squirrel got onto the pitch before k-o then jumped into the Blues end with us, you couldn't make this shit up 😂

My 5 favourite Blues songs : KRO (Obvs) SOTV (Obvs) Tin of salmon (Gen X Blues classic) I'd rather be a sausage than an egg Cardiff Dance #BCFC

A defying silence The Iranian women’s football national team REFUSED to sing the anthem of the Islamic regime. Side note: By the time their next game comes up, they probably don’t even have to wear those hijabs anymore.

David Bowie and Marianne Faithfull performing Sonny & Cher's "I Got You Babe", Live on The Midnight Special, in 1973.

@MsMidfield Always thought Destiney Toussaint was a fantastic name

Alexia Segura Putellas

What did 1,400 BC sound like in ancient Persia? Hear this! 🔊 Sarah Parsaei plays the Arjan harp, an instrument with roots reaching back almost 3,400 years. Tehran, Iran

A sweet shitpinger from Seb Larsson 18 years ago today. Keeper’s got more chance of teaching a salmon to wear socks.

@EllieY8s @barryblues1 @BCFCWomen Nice one Barry - Happy Birthday Ellie and get well soon!

Thank you @barryblues1 for kindly arranging this signed birthday card from @BCFCWomen and all who signed it 💙 KRO

David tells us about The Spiders From Mars… #DavidBowie

Boxing Day is the biggest day of the year for fox hunts across the country. So help us ruin their big day. RT this and drop us a follow if you're against the sick pastime of fox hunting. Support wildlife this Boxing Day.

A message from Strictly champ Kaz. KRO. 💙💌

The (Un) Official Christmas number one just landed. Birmingham City stars past and present. United for a BCFC Christmas number one. Probably. We hope you enjoy. Up the Blues. KRO.

Wonderful song. Should have been included on the ‘Low’ album rather than held back as an outtake. ‘Some Are’.