Mars

normally i scoff at people that say they’re “scared of women” but she literally looks like zendaya, she’s crazy pretty also i just got out of a ltr and i’m sore about how it ended

extremely beautiful woman i met at the bar wants to hang out again this weekend to go antiquing and explicitly called it a date

@memeswillsvwrld @AustinTacious01 @SassySouthBlond do you not see the irony in debating “women’s value” when you have nothing to offer whatsoever?

Exactly. These girls aren’t fucking ugly or fat dudes. Women realize they’re only sexual objects unless they have children which is even tied to sex. Once they lose that value they become bitter. Our main function is to produce. Imagine making less money the older you get. Peak money making for a man at 18 and going downhill from there. We’d be some kind of mad too.

what years of watching barely legal teen porn does to a motherfucker. these kids are equally youthful looking, you’ve just conditioned yourself into being a borderline nonce

mango sticky rice from my favorite thai place

@Walter_Su11ivan scrolled back through months of posts when it’s literally at the top of my profile lol

then 20 minutes later i get a dm from the guy she cheated on me with saying she just found out he’s been sleeping with other women the entire time they’ve known each other. lmao

recent ex gf of 4 years (who cheated on me with her male coworker) sent me several near-novel length messages about how bad she fucked up and how much she misses me 1/2

i hate tik tok queers wdym a young black feminist is getting dogpiled for “being a terf” because “she only said she supported trans rights ONE time”and “hasn’t publicly said she *wasn’t* a terf” (innacurate btw!)

@BabyHeadz @DoorDash @misslucidsdiary that’s diabolical lol

@bluescubes @DoorDash @misslucidsdiary I’ve used DD twice. I give cash tips, but it sucks finding out that the driver ate half the food after I’ve handed them money.

I heard doordash was stealing tips from their drivers so out of curiosity, I asked the woman who dropped off my tacos how much it's showing that I tipped her; she said $5. I showed her my phone where I tipped $20 (bc the taco place was busy and she waited for my order). 😐

@DoorDash @misslucidsdiary passive aggressive corporate pressure against an individual isn’t good for optics btw i’ve only used doordash twice, once the dasher got $15 when i tipped $20, once they got $9.75 when i tipped $10

@misslucidsdiary Your DMs are closed, but ours are open. We stand by our statement: we don't keep Dasher tips. If this order is real, we'd love to see the details — send us a message.

never ask a leftist to live by their values or participate in activism that might slightly inconvenience them

tried to tell irl if they hate ai because of how badly it damages the environment they should also consider eating less meat, how do you think that went

@OGUNGOODZ exactly why i get hung up on ppl defending it so hard? what do you mean you “don’t care” your middle-aged man likes his girls as young as legally possible ??

are these takes just lowkey ads? i swear 9 out of 10 times the i see the “puritan zoomer” complaint, op has an onlyfans link in bio

i larp as a man in a public discord channel that’s 85% men and they’re always flooding chat with softcore porn gifs, couple weeks ago i finally replied to one with “maybe the women are right about us lmao” and they actually stopped

booster bundle of joy and prosperity

i was born with a disease where if i don’t collect cute small things and display them in my room i die

first time in over a calendar year i’ve found pokemon cards in a store nearby 😭 opening packs is such a guilty pleasure, can’t wait to make some tea and see all the cutie cards

just found an ascended heroes booster bundle hidden behind some toys at walmart. i’m a girl who’s going to be okay