Hassan the Genie

Eldoret people here Is Afrokadabra for you guys Get your tickets on @hustlesasa.com Let's vibe and have more fun.

What do we even have to show for this 13 Trillion debt? No worthy schools No hospitals Terrible roads Weak purchasing power Highest Unemployment rate No thriving manufacturing industry No food security No infrastructure No Nothing! Wameiba yote,alafu tuwalipie!

My primary best friend today pass by our home,it has been almost 3 years apart buaaaana I have never felt this happiness before.

I am currently on a deep dive into Kenya's AUDITOR GENERAL's report, and this is the first line I see when I begin researching about NYERI County. HALF A BILLION KENYA SHILINGS CANT BE ACCOUNTED FOR!!!!!!! And this dude (current governor) wants to be Nyeri Senator...

Politicians are liars. They are amorphous. They are also strange bedfellows. Woe unto you if you are banking on them to save you.

The rule of thumb is this: DON'T VOTE FOR JOURNALISTS AND CELEBRITIES. They thrive on clout, relevance and propaganda.

To all ladies out their just be clean wash your pussies buaanaaa coz wtf! Have I encounter today yuck. Au just go and visit a doctor ujuwe shida iko wapy,you can't walk around and offer me some bad smelling kinywero.

I think Mercy Nicky is where my heart is,a match made in heaven and I know how to swim. Wacha mambo ya insurance na fees nitanunulia yeye 2 bedroom hapo James Gichuru Road na Mazda Atenza. I hope she sees this!

Jambo @ShushoChristina, hivi sasa wewe ulinitumia vibaya kupata wafausi huku Ex Kisha ata Diyemu hujibu? si wewe upo single? Nilitaka uje tujuane angalau niku invaiti huku kasarani tule njahe. Lakini hamna shida,umenitumia umepata ulichotaka,Mungu wangu halali ujue hivo!

Kelvin Kiarie is the champion of Africa, secures gold at the African skating championship held in Cairo.

Barcelona and Liverpool are considering a surprise pre-season friendly at Talanta Stadium in August

Woooi jameni hii bed ni baridi buaana.

It is the end of the month, Expect to see a lot of thirst traps, sex scandals and photos of low-IQ naked women on this app. It is time to trap simps. Rent time.

@bhadgurlrih When I see you I see sonnie damn🤤

A hot mess💗🏖️

What if Kenya tu claim somali land ikuwe yetu,juu sioni kitu wanafanyia.

👀Good morning, its seems in every sectors numbers keeps decreasing.

Men: children, don't accept sweets from strangers Feminists: no, why is an adult offering a child sweets? Men: children, don't accept lifts from strangers Feminists: why are strangers offering children lifts Men: Feminists: xhyhdgdascvfdvbfxcbx