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.@blumenthols Smoking kills, and wordplay's worse.

.@jimmypardo At first I thought it was a silly perk, but now I have this impossibly stuck jar of olives and that @NeverNotFunny jar opener can't come soon enough!

@rgodfrey If you're willing to give one to a stranger who enjoys your tweets, I've always wanted to play!

In 2021 I'm going to try to use social media. That's the tweet.

when i was a movie theatre projectionist, the other projectionist, Matt, would bring clam chowder for lunch every single day, refusing to put it in the fridge even though the projection hallway was well over 100°

@KeolisBoston @MBTA @groupekeolis @carsNbikelane This company truck is parked on the sidewalk and in the bike lane on Park st in Somerville on a near daily basis. Employee just sitting in the idling truck while bikers have to swerve around!

Big photo of Charlie Baker wearing a t-shirt that reads "LISTEN UP BUTTERCUP: there's no way you're going to DATE MY DAUGHTER unless you believe COPS SHOULD ALWAYS BE ABLE TO DO WHATEVER THEY WANT" atop the Boston Globe editorial endorsing his re-election.

Imagine practicing phone calls your entire life. Then one day after 70 years you finally have a perfect one, only to get impeached. But I guess that’s life.

After the Mueller report, Congress had a duty to begin impeachment. By failing to act, Congress is complicit in Trump’s latest attempt to solicit foreign interference to aid him in US elections. Do your constitutional duty and impeach the president.

👋 The East Coast is approaching 3AM as we play the 14th in Anaheim, and we need to recognize your dedication rn. RT now for a chance to win a pair of tickets to a Sept. game at Fenway!

@ahoysamantha Is this a thirst trap?

I will give $1,000/mo for the next 12 months FREE to someone who retweets this and follows me by July 4th 😃 Let's show why money is the answer & why this is the campaign for people. No purchase necessary. US citizens only. yang2020.com/rules

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The severity of this misconduct demands that elected officials in both parties set aside political considerations and do their constitutional duty. That means the House should initiate impeachment proceedings against the President of the United States.

If we get 27 million RTs we will change our logo. 😂

As a Jew, I am appalled by the @DNC and their scapegoating of @IlhanMN I #StandWithIlhan .... and you should as well.

If 2018 has proven anything: Planet Earth has a severe, possibly fatal billionaire problem.

6) This is not a drill. We have wasted 4 years doing essentially nothing. Re-electing Baker would damage our state's lead in the global race for a new economy. And it would slow the battle against climate change. That's why WE MUST ELECT JAY GONZALEZ. See #mapoli @jay4ma

Massachusetts has a Republican Governor who tried repeatedly to roll back the Medicaid expansion and a ton of Democrats are planning to vote to re-elect him on Tuesday instead of electing our great nominee Jay Gonzalez. Shameful.