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Yea Shark Week is cool but have you heard of:

@PhotographDr This can’t be real 🤮

Not even I would be sick enough to make this.

@thedad I’ve been doing it wrong all along

wife: don't let the kids see you drinking directly from the bottle me: *putting down the ketchup* ok

@thedad Damn that's genius

When my wife pisses me off, I get on her Pinterest and pin lots of mediocre shit, like cupcakes that just look like cupcakes.

@lushsux YE-LON IS KING

yelon?

YE-LON IS KING #ElonMusk #KanyeWest #SpaceX #tesla #ye

@thedad It's 👏 About 👏 To Go Down 👏👏

When my kids ask me to play Mario Kart and expect me to take it easy on em

@HiImRyanC Glad you’re diggin it. Tell all your friends 😉

i'm buying less TB12 merch these days so may as well gear up for the new era. solid edit!!

Haters will say they’re bots. The real ones know tho.

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BREAKING: After signing Cam Newton the Patriots have decided to update their logo for the coming season.

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The @Patriots’ new QB… @CameronNewton.

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BREAKING: Patriots update logo after signing Cam Newton

@thedadgaming No game will ever be as good as this

Still better than Fortnite

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Welcome to New England, @CameronNewton!

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"I will give you this: Cam Newton is the perfect possible replacement for Tom Brady He will not be afraid of that challenge There are only a handful of quarterbacks who could step into those shoes in Foxborough and be ok with the pressure" @RealSkipBayless twitter.com/undisputed/sta…

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"Cam Newton is a former MVP, ROY and the talent is there. Once Cam is up to speed, he will be the starting QB for the New England Patriots." @ShannonSharpe twitter.com/undisputed/sta…

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OK Cam Newton!!!!