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Chloe woke up at 6:45am and immediately felt proud of herself. She had, after all, not eaten a single animal product in four years. The planet was healing. She could feel it. 6:52am - Applied her morning SPF. The SPF contains beeswax. Chloe does not know this. Moving on. 7:10am - Breakfast: a smoothie containing avocado. The avocado was grown in Michoacán, Mexico, on land where a pine forest was until 2019. It required approximately 320 litres of water to produce. It was flown to the UK. Chloe sprinkled hemp seeds on top. The hemp seeds came from China. Chloe felt connected to the earth. 8:00am - Got dressed. Polyester leggings, derived from crude oil. A bamboo top that was processed using carbon disulphide in a Taiwanese chemical plant. Trainers with a recycled plastic upper that sheds microplastics into waterways with every wash. Chloe's outfit today had a higher carbon footprint than a ribeye steak. Chloe does not know this either. 9:30am - Posted on Instagram about choosing compassion. The phone was manufactured in a Shenzhen factory using cobalt from the DRC, where mining operations have displaced local communities and killed an unknowable number of small mammals, reptiles, and insects. The algorithm served Chloe an ad for oat milk. Chloe liked it. 12:00pm - Lunch: tofu stir-fry. The soy was grown in Brazil. Brazil produces more soy than almost any country on earth. The primary reason is soybean oil: one of the most widely used industrial and culinary oils on the planet. The soymeal left over after oil extraction is fed to livestock as a byproduct. Chloe is aware of the livestock connection and finds it outrageous. She has not looked into why the soy was grown in the first place. The answer is the oil. The oil is in her salad dressing. 1:30pm - Drove to the garden centre. The car runs on petrol. Chloe has a Just Stop Oil sticker on the bumper. This is not being commented on further. 3:00pm - Bought a monstera. The monstera was grown in a Dutch greenhouse using natural gas heating. Chloe put it next to the pothos that is slowly poisoning the neighbourhood cats. 6:00pm - Dinner: pasta with cashew cream sauce. The cashews were processed in Vietnam, often by workers in conditions that would prompt significant commentary if they were in an abattoir. 8:00pm - Watched a documentary about factory farming. Wept. Posted about it. Caption: "We have to do better." Chloe is, by every measure she has chosen to measure by, doing brilliantly. By some of the others, the picture is more complicated. Chloe has not chosen to measure by those.

Japanese streamer made a digging game based on the viral diamond meme. Give up anytime to see exactly how close you were to hitting it. Free on Unityroom.

The senior command is dead. The navy is destroyed. The Air Force is destroyed. IRGC leaders are defecting. How exactly is Iran winning?

Lorikeet logic: ‘you saved me, now here's my entire contact list’

As someone who grew up during the "save the rainforest" hysteria of the 1990s, you can't imagine how much of a fucking joke the entire environmentalist movement looks to me now.

"We have successfully abolished nuclear power." "Excellent. Finally, nature can heal." "But now wind and solar power aren't meeting our energy needs." "Hmm, that's a problem." "Should we reopen the nuclear power plants?" "No, just tear up the countryside for coal."

110-year-old Turkish grandma shares her secret to a long life: “I played the ‘Coronation Street Mystery Of The Missing Hotpot Recipe’ game everyday”

@GordonDimmack "Iran, a country that hasn't bombed a single ambulance or hospital"

The Idea that Iran, a country that hasn't bombed a single ambulance or hospital in any country it has targeted during this war, despite their hospitals and schools (120+) being routinely hit, are somehow behind the arson of 4 Jewish ambulances in London, is frankly preposterous.

🚨 Electrical engineers are going to hate this. Someone just turned React into a circuit board factory. Write code. Get a real PCB manufactured and delivered to your door. It's called tscircuit. React for Electronics. No Altium. No $10,000/year licenses. No 6-month learning curve. You write React components. But instead of Çevir

@heynavtoor they finally found a use for React that isn't shit

Birb n borb

@Lex_cat11 quokka would probably fit on this list

please give me animals I’ve probably never heard of I’m trying to compile a list of animals that most people have never seen before just for funsies

You can only choose one

Kneecap keeps insisting that they aren't antisemitic, it's ridiculous to even imply that, and so on. But their manager responds to a terror attack on Jews with laughs and conspiracy theories.