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@matthius23 Long time dude, EBTM was a lifetime ago now. Saw this tonight and gave me a chuckle 90% sure it’s you at the game.

@blurnman Dude! 🤘🏻

Machine Head dropped a solid 10/10 show at Brixton tonight... until someone threw a beer over the sound board 🤦🏻‍♂️ 🤘🏻 @MfnH

@stonersvilla Candy floss or Valentine’s Day

Top 5 so far 👇🏼 1.Bloody Paradise 2.Raspberry Beret 3.Pink Lemonade 4.Meloni on My Mind 5.Unicorn Berry Crunch Convince me otherwise! .

Give me a solid name for this strain

@scottjwillis Wrong outcome for all involved, but the correct decision.

What a bizarre ending

Former actor here. Rave reviews after an early stage performance and I was interviewed in the national press. Talked about the roles I dreamt of playing. King Lear, Hamlet, Richard III etc. Career highlight was an advert for car insurance.

@afcDW This decision cost me 5k

Excluding factual errors like forgetting to draw the lines on Brentford's offside or failing to allow Diaz's onside goal vs Spurs, I still think this is the worst use of VAR we've ever seen.

@rclark98 0/10 do not recommend.

Run on alongside a bit of water with a flower in your hand

Beat it chick

@DodgeRollGames It’s 20 times the game!

@blurnman that's 20 times more than DOOM Eternal 👍

Let’s see your ‘I can quit anytime’ numbers. Post your Enter the Gungeon playtime — Kaliber is watching, and she judges.

@ArtetaEra_ @Rory_Talks_Ball I engage with this comment

@Rory_Talks_Ball Welcome to the Stake era of Football Twitter sadly. Everything is engagement bait.

😱 Declan Rice celebrated 😱 The wall was 11.2 yards away 😱 Arteta ended an interview The state of football commentary after a boring game with a predictable outcome

@FOTBG_ They don’t make enough runs because Ødegaard doesn’t find them. Ødegaard doesn’t find them because they don’t make enough runs. Both of these things can be true.

They don't run because Odegaard prefers to circulate the ball rather than penetrate. It's not that they can't run or that they're unwilling runners. Elite playmakers make players around them run.

@Rory_Talks_Ball @Arsenal

Hey @Arsenal, please don’t cock it up tonight

@adamkeys_ He constantly talks about keeping people in their place

Mikel Arteta said Ethan Nwaneri isn’t allowed to change with the #Arsenal first team yet because age. That is because of safeguarding laws; he’s 17. With zero fact checking, we now have Jamie Carragher spinning another agenda about keeping players in their place. Bollocks. #AFC

@RedScouserTalk @AFC_Monty_ Engage with the engagement.

StatMuse blocked me a while ago because I called out their lies. They’re doing it again. ARSENAL. Are the only unbeaten team in the league AT HOME. NOT LIVERPOOL.

@Joey7Barton They let your cousin out?

16 year old and 20 year old stabbed in Manchester. Days after a 15 year old is stabbed in Sheffield. What is going on?

@ElizabethLn_Bot Why is this a paid service?

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@arsenalfami1y Apparently the games he has officiated for us he’s been good.

Peter Bankes is the PGMOL chosen referee for Arsenal vs Manchester City. He is from Liverpool and is not allowed to referee Liverpool games. Arsenal are Liverpool’s biggest title rivals. How is this fair?

@LeGrove Apparently the games he’s reffed for us, he’s been very good.

Peter Bankes ref for the City game. Don’t know him. Hope it stays that way. Perfect choice.

@afcDW Not to mention Elizabeth line and greater anglia both being suspended coming in from the east.

Yikes. Getting to the City game is not going to be fun.

@Rory_Talks_Ball This one will be overturned and we won’t see Oliver again, this one is a watershed moment.

For those wondering, yes, Lewis-Skelly is suspended for both Man City, and Newcastle United in the Carabao Cup What a result for 1 certain man that is