B.L.V.K

Until you work in retail you will never understand the level of stupidity that exists in the world

My handwriting got like 5 different fonts, depends on my mood and the pen I’m using.

I shared my WiFi with my roommate for five months straight. Today, I asked him to add me to his Netflix, and suddenly it’s “my girlfriend pays, she said no.” Cool, I cut off the WiFi. Now he’s got the nerve to ask me why.

Do u think children should be taught cooking as part of the school curriculum?

I just realized something peculiar about cousins: If you weren't close to them in childhood, there's no chance you will be in adulthood.