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@StPaulGoph @statsowar Hockey

@statsowar It’s such an overblown and lazy take. Plus it’s only sport I know of where you can get a penalty for flopping (taking a charge doesn’t count)

Started watching soccer this season. Already super easy to see that the "flopping" meme is overblown, for at least two reasons: 1) huge incentives to ensure a penalty is called 2) you try getting kicked in the shin after running five miles and see how you react

@violentfeminist 4 nations clears by a collosal margin

NBA All-Star Game just terrible

@violentfeminist AD will be 35 by the 2029 draft

Why did we get another CENTER MAN WHAT ARE WE FUCKING DOING WE CANT WIN GAMES LIKE THAT WE CANT BEAT TEAMS FUCK THIS

@violentfeminist People voting green are compete rubes? Say it ain't so

It’s so funny seeing all the “fuck you for voting for genocide both parties support it I’m voting green because they don’t support genocide” and Jill Stein is a surprise Zionist the day of the election

@violentfeminist You know you wanna see Ohtani in the world series

If it’s a Dodgers v Yankees World Series, I might have to do something drastic

@violentfeminist Crazy that not only did he not win, but the guy who stole a vote from Lamar's unanimous MVP was Josh Allen

Christian McCaffrey is Jason Bourne, should be MVP over Lamar Jackson idc

@violentfeminist Packers are owned by the fans. You gotta socialize cowboys football

@bmreller Cowboys woulda won the SB if Jerry Jones wasn’t a franchise terrorist and the other team was the Patriots

THEY’RE HAVING A MID OFF

@violentfeminist Go Packers baybee love da packers 🧀

Me rn

@blakewillis21 Packers 1989 draft type vibes

this is the picture youll look back on seeing 3 all pros while the chargers pick is out of the league in 4 years just cus thats how this works

@violentfeminist Love a good emotional hedge. Maybe I'll make enough money to drink away my short term memory

@bmreller I think TX covers the spread

I’m back on dating apps - and by dating apps I do absolutely mean sports betting apps

@violentfeminist you've got knives you make the demands here

Fuck ME I have to send the knives back??

@violentfeminist My minds tellin me no, but my body tellin me to assimilate more biomass

If done properly… with all three coming back…

@blakewillis21 Wouldn't even be controversial nowadays

no

@blakewillis21 Emmanuel Acho is a social media Football Analyst. If Tua or Hurts' defense put them in a position to throw a game losing intercepion (after throwing a game winning TD) we wouldn't hear the end of it.

“i watch highlights and look at stats to form my opinions”

@blakewillis21 Tyreek Hill gap

u do not know ball!

@blakewillis21 I've been told OU will definitely go 7-5 in the SEC though

cupcake schedule SEC is just a bunch of frauds who ride bama and georgia to second hand success

@1jcmaxwell It's true, all of it

How to draw a cat. Draw a toaster, draw hair on toaster, add arms, legs, tail, cat-head.

@merrittk I just want another Gungeon, is that too much to ask

Indie games are so weird right now because it seems like all of these publishers are trying to become Devolver