Ben Chapman

@andypato ah it's a shearer cort dyer given bellamy speed type-joke! Now i get it, thank you haha

@MrJGeldard @andypato i don't get it! Please explain

Dayley Thompson dressing like a PE teacher on the BBC is annoying me. Put a suit on! #bbcathletics #WorldChampionships

Channel Four's Phil Spencer is a perfect morph of Matt Kuchar and ElRond from Lord of the Rings #locationlocationlocation #lotr

Who even lets this type of behaviour be allowed? Who is watching these cunts? #vlogger #satan #stopit #theworst

Twelve matches in League 1, eleven where both teams scored, which game did I have on the betting slip for BTTS? Yep, the 0-0 #fmlf2015

We need a ten second rule for goal celebrations in football. It's insufferable how repellant footballers are now #PremierLeague #football

Jordan Spieth is -43 for Majors in 2015 #JordanSpieth #USPGA #golf #PGAChampionship #WhistlingStraits #TigerWoods

I'm happy to have retained my UK title of The Shittest Football Gambler for the 65th continuous matchweek today #football #PremierLeague

What is the point of Paisley? She does fuck fucking all. #tattoofixers #confused

Football's back. Except it never went away, just had a lucrative 3 month preseason. Cue 'burnout' and 'winter break' talk #PremierLeague

Swallowed a fly when I was jogging this morning, choked on couscous and was sick at lunch, then I fell down stairs this aft. #jesuschrist

@NickFaldo006 Peter Alliss said today there's never been a great female putter. Does he have issues with women as well as spin control?

Peter Alliss talking absolute sexist shit again on BBC. 'Never seen a great woman putter.' Get rid of him #bbc #womensopen #golf #sexist

Create your own tagline for #fantasyjeremykyle episodes and start it trending. Probably been done before but I'm new here #jeremykyle #jezza

You used your wooden leg to beat my autistic child while I was signing on and now I want you out of our lives #Fantasyjeremykyle join in plz

Thomas is such an annoying little cunt. Looks like he'd be a proper grass at school #childgenius #television #Channel4

Ninja Warrior UK is asinine television for the bootcamp and tattoos generation. This narcissist culture is wack. #tv #fitness #fitfam

Wonder if the leaders are watching Bargain Hunt before they tee off seeing as there's no live golf on the 'bbc'. #open15 #bbc #pricks

@NickFaldo006 now has the same hair do as @PaulChuckle2, but it didn't stop him taking a birdie off the Road hole like a disgusting bastard.