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Bruuhhhh. I love this app, but people? People are exasperating, to say the least.

Lost a friend last Saturday, he died in his sleep. He never smoked Never drank Never took soda Never ate noodles Always exercised. He was 33 years old

Every person with ADHD has a favorite playlist. It's called "Liked Songs".

@AfricaFactsZone, Thank you for bringing this up. First, it's true I took back my ambulance & I have no apologies for that. Why did I do it? It's because they didn't vote for me. So did you expect me to walkaway with nothing? Galatians 6:7 A man reaps what he sows.

I love music. Fucking love it. Ear vibrations FTW Frequency Fiend. Decibel Jezebel. Herts hermit. MUSIC 🧡

The things you seek, you’ll find, my nigga.

The difference beteeen $1 and ₦1 is so big that even if you earn ₦1 every day, you won’t make $1 in 2 years.

To the church in Corinth, e sha ma korin lo.

sugar daddy: I'm gonna spoil you salt daddy: I'm gonna preserve you

For the last time this season...

I'll also say this as someone who grew up on the nice side of the barbed wire fences and high gates in the very nice part of town where the Nigerian 0.1% live - learn to touch grass and worry about yourself because rich people really do not care about you. Like, at all. The Nigerian rich don't even like each other. They barely tolerate one another and make practical alliances to preserve wealth and influence. And now that the economy is too small to support all the children of the Nigerian 0.1%, nearly everyone I grew up with in the nice, leafy part of town now lives in Toronto or London or wherever. You, Mr N250k/month Union Bank contract staff are not part of rich people's thinking at all. At. All. The rich have no plans for you. They have no plans to create opportunities for you. They have no plans to fix the things they broke on their way to building that N1bn townhouse in Parkview Estate. They have no plans to contribute towards making society better. If Satan came from Hell with a tail and horns growing out of his head and he ran for political office, the rich would all go make deals with him - because in the world of the rich, the only thing that matters is their own interests, and making sure that they never, EVER have to live like you or next to you. So all this simping and vicarious fawning over wealth and fame that you people do everyday is the most redundant thing in the world - the rich have no intention of expanding their circle to let you in, and they have no intention of enabling the conditions for you to create your own independent circle of wealth. The only thing the rich need from you is to be poor and obedient, so that your labour can be cheap, plentiful and replaceable. Statistically as a Nigerian, you will NEVER be rich or close to it. You will NEVER live in Maitama. 99.99% of Nigerians who have existed since 1960 have prayed and fantasised about becoming rich, and 99.99% of those prayers and fantasies never came true. That's just math. You will never be a rich and famous celebrity. You will never be a successful content creator. You will never make millions shilling crypto, trading Forex, sports betting, or whatever the fuck is the latest quick wealth fantasy in town. It's just not going to happen. That being the case, a much more constructive use of your time would be to fight for the material elevation of what you actually have, where you actually have it. Instead of daydreaming about the N300m house in Lekki that 3 generations of your family cannot buy, get involved in a local effort to give your own immediate neighbourhood a facelift, or a political campaign to pressure the state to build high quality social housing. If you hate being harassed without consequence online, instead of vicariously enjoying how a celebrity has used their wealth and influence to jail someone for making a horrid tweet, fight for a judiciary and legal system that is transparent and accessible to all, so that a singer living in the UK on a global talent visa doesn't get to have more access to your Nigerian justice system than you who lives in Nigeria 24/7. Instead of building your mental architecture around the false idea of being a "temporarily embarrassed millionaire" who will someday take your rightful place on Banana Island, touch grass tonight and accept that it will never happen, and what you need to do instead is fight for where you are to become a better, more liveable place that you no longer wish to escape from. Stop cosplaying as rich folk. Stop cooing and fawning over rich folk. Stop daydreaming about someday "blowing up" and buying a house next to Burna Boy. Rich people have no intention of sharing their world with you. Free yourself from the tyranny of living vicariously through people who don't care that you exist. Them no really send any part of your papa at all.

After church, I went to pay condolence visit to a friend that lost her dad. The roads were narrow and there was double parking. I was trying to manage the gap by driving slowly until Lagos happened. Lagosian with his deathly impatience scratched my car. I couldn't even be angry because I told myself that money would fix it. Somebody just lost her dad and no amount of money could bring him back. Perspective is such an interesting thing.

Context being that at the time, there was a running gag about how everytime Aaron Ramsey scored a goal, a famous person died. Famous person being wished death on here was a certain Goodluck Jonathan. No arrest happened. Very interesting times.

@Kelvintalent_ Was present. 👍🏽 I didn't screenshot on time before the stream ended.😪

Had an impactful session with my Community members last night on risk management and coupled with some Chart reviews 🔥 Mark attendance if you were here Last Night. The recorded version has been posted Go and prosper 👉👉 t.me/kelvin_talent Happy Sunday Billionaires🥂

timeline cleanse

Scrolling on Twitter won’t fill that void in you

@MweneMuganga @EBL2017 You want to go and defend in a CL final????😄😄 Arteta isn't going to sit back and defend against PSG where there's gonna be lots of space to exploit. I even suspect that he might play both Gyokeres and Havertz in that game.

@EBL2017 Can't finish to save his life. Against PSG we need to defend like our lives depend on it and hope to catch them on a counter or set piece situation.

Havertz is tailor-made to exploit PSG. Aerial outlet, physically dominant, runs from deep, overloading the midfield OR being disciplined to stay high and between the lines from midfield.

went to buy beans but it was too expensive so i bought “iru” cuz it’s low cost beans