Bobby Boswell

My son: “Dad, now that are you retired will you still be in the video game?” Me: “No. Does that upset you?” Son: “Not really....you weren’t very good anyways.”

It’s starting to make sense.

Why are my teammates looking at me like they don’t think I know which direction I’m supposed to go?

@DougRobersonAJC @MLS @Apple @MFparkhurst Michael kind of looks like Peyton so this checks out Doug.

If @mls and @apple would have @bobbyboswell and @MFparkhurst watch and analyze a game, a la the Manning brothers, I’d watch that every week. Probably a few times.

Today, I'm launching a passion project nearly a year in the making. It's a soccer-specific marketing and creative agency called @NameAndNumber. Here's why I'm doing it now after 15+ years of working on the team side of pro soccer... 🧵

Me entering the @MLS skills competition tonight.

@MLSist If part of the job as the assistant is to live with Wayne, I would like to throw my name in the hat. Cap. Toss my name in the cap, mate.

Wayne Rooney will live in Loudoun County, a few miles from United’s training center. DC owner Jason Levien mentions that Rooney has mentioned the possibility of rooming with the assistant he brings from the UK. REALITY SHOW, ANYONE?

@MFparkhurst @ATLUTD @MBStadium I miss you too Michael.

@ATLUTD @MBStadium The correct answer is @bobbyboswell

@barstoolsports @LightsCameraPod It’s Freddy’s birthday today. Cmon man!

What is the BIGGEST BUST? @LightsCameraPod

@rorymolleda @SoccerEnjoyer @JasonDCsoccer ARMANDO!!!

@SoccerEnjoyer @JasonDCsoccer good times @bobbyboswell!

@dcunited @DCPoliceDept Is Peter Nowak in charge again?

Train hard ➡️ see results. Thanks @dcpolicedept for hosting us for a joint training session!

@DirtySouthSoc Although it was frowned upon in some circles, you could order a juicy cheeseburger for every meal in the team dining hall when I was there.

MLSPA anonymous player survey reveals Atlanta as most desired club to play for and best atmosphere #ATLUTD dirtysouthsoccer.com/2021/12/13/228…

@stuholden @AlexiLalas I own this one

@stuholden @USMNT More like Tres a Cero amirite?

Weston McKennie showing he can score before curfew as well. #DosACero

Me: “that’s Tim Weah. His dad was one of the best players to ever play. He’s also the president of Liberia.” Wife: “how many beers have you had already?”

Bold move playing in Cincy, where the away team usually wins.

I tried to put on my old #USMNT jersey & take a photo showing my support for the team tonight - while also discreetly reminding everyone that I played for the national team. The jersey made me look fat. Anyways, go team USA vs Mexico tonight. Now I want Mexican food. Crap.

It seems to me that the only thing California didn’t lock down this year was an MLS playoff spot.