Bobby Murphy

@MackColours it's snowing on Pollok Jaws

@ZelenskyyUa @elonmusk Game set and match to Zelensky.

Which @elonmusk do you like more?

@francis_scarr Whoever 'don' is. Right on.

Ramzan Kadyrov offers us his latest take on Ukraine: "I would've taken Kyiv long ago, don. Zelensky and those like him would be in a basement, don, already being interrogated, don, like in Mariupol" "You should thank, don, Putin for not permitting us, don, to take Kyiv, don"

@GadSaad Some people don't understand irony or sarcasm Gaad 💗

Or it makes me doubt that you’re not naturally lobotomized.

@piersmorgan @PrivateEyeNews Schrödingers victims. Can exist as both humble victims while simultaneously being narcissist media whores.

🤣🤣🤣Nice work ⁦@PrivateEyeNews⁩ 👇

@JohnJCrace Schrödingers Brexit.

Boris is talking as if he's just negotiated a deal where we are both in and out of the single market and customs union

@piersmorgan @pritipatel So Priti was that three thousand fifty million gazillion statues toppled today?

Does @pritipatel even know who Edward Colston was? He was a major slave trader involved in the transportation of 84,000 enslaved African men, women & young children, of whom 19,000 died on voyages from West Africa to the Caribbean & the Americas.

@jordanbpeterson I've got my ticket so see you there! (And no you don't sound like Kermit the frog!) :)

At the Apollo Hammerstein tomorrow night in London goo.gl/images/vzQYhz

@jordanbpeterson @jordanbpeterson beautiful city was there last June. Luckily I've a ticket for London next month. Never say you don't have a female base.Some of us Paglia supporters are ardent fans.

12 Rules for Life Tour: June 04 Reykjavik: sold out: j.mp/2IxwOLx

@jordanbpeterson @Jordan B Peterson Jordan I've just heard u say there will be more uk dates. Is this so? I was just about to buy a ticket for London. It would be good if other dates were in Scotland or northern England. Otherwise its an 18hr round trip, but I am willing.

@alexsalmond We're ready and waiting! Bring it on!! #IndyRef2

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@jonronson so happy u put on an extra date in Glasgow. See u on March 22nd Jon 😊

@stevenrambam mine's a Baileys 😊

@jonronson do u mean eye candy or actual sweets?

@jonronson Can u let me and all ur adoring Glasgow based fans know when u have a date? We await with baited breath. Thanks Jon! ☺☺☺

@jonronson AMAZING!! Any idea when the tkts go on sale? Totally desperate to attend. I'm a mad fan, not TOO mad though ☺☺☺

@jonronson Tkts4 ur gig in Glasgow in March are sold out. When r tkts 4 Edinburgh going 2 b available Jon? ☺

@antonnewcombe @rawstory lots of sex and sodomy and trippy shit in the bible though