Bob Healey

This was @Keir_Starmer @UKLabour in May moaning about potential cuts to the winter fuel payment.. remind me who cut the winter fuel payment yesterday?

@MattWallace888 Should never be. What are the IOC thinking? He’s a man , end of.

🚨 THIS IS SO F*CKED UP 🚨 Olympics FORCING Female Boxers To Step in the Ring WITH BIOLOGICAL MEN ⚠️ Every single sicko responsible for this should be thrown in prison if any of these girls ever die in a match. Notice the defeated look on her face while facing Khelif Imane, who is one of multiple transgender athletes cheating in the Olympics. She is likely scared to speak out because they will punish her if she does. LET’S BE HER VOICE AND SHARE THIS EVERYWHERE!!!

@AbbyJohnson Totally agree. Shameful.

They give the Olympic flame to a man and a man dressed as a woman. Instead of choosing a real woman, they chose a man with a bunch of clown makeup and a wig. A mockery of womanhood and insulting to women everywhere.

Today was day 8 of me trying to walk 100km in a month. I have walked a total of 41.09km which leaves me 58.91km to go. justgiving.com/page/jimmer-10…

Was on the wireless today to chat about my back and my charity walking for @SuperSouthmead. Have a listen if you’re bored. From 2 hours 17 into the show. bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/p0… #caudaequinasyndrome #caudaequina

@RedMarrow_ At least Liverpool are always in your thoughts!

Was ignoring the Scousers on the TL. But the way they have been behaving all week is genuinely weird. They are rattled & have lost all sense of propriety. So like a good Utd fan, I must rattle them more. Let's start with their claims: 1. Klopp is better than SAF This take is so dumb that it doesn't even justify a response. Klopp with 1 PL title is no better than: Carlo Ancelotti Antonio Conte Kenny Daglish Roberto Mancini Manuel Pellegrini Claudio Ranieri 2. The Pep-Klopp rivalry is the best the PL has seen in the PL This is literally a childish take. And I mean literally. Only a child will not remember the SAF-Wenger rivalry or even the Mourinho-SAF rivalry. To give you context SAF-Wenger Between 1997-98 to 2003-04 Man Utd: 4 PL titles Arsenal: 3 PL titles Many of them were decided by 1-2 points. This does not include the visible animosity between the two sides, including various narratives like treble wins, invincible run, Keane-Vieira. SAF-Mourinho Between 2004-05 to 2007 Man Utd: 2 PL titles Chelsea: 2 PL titles United were the team to stop Chelsea from winning 3 PL titles in a row. In comparison, Pep-Klopp 2016-17 to present Man City: 5 PL titles Liverpool: 1 PL title Sure if losing the league 83% of the time is considered a rivalry, then so be it. After all, they need to find something to be happy with. 3. Liverpool are so much better than United This is Man Utd's worst era in a long long time, make no mistake about it. And this is Liverpool's best. The funny part is, when you look at the league finishes: Man Utd have finished 4 times above Liverpool in the last 8 seasons since Klopp joined the club. Meaning they couldn't exert proper dominance even at their best. 4. Klopp doesn't spend money and he had to work with very limited finances Well, the fact of the matter is the 3rd highest-spending manager with €935m in the Premier League EVER after Guardiola and Pochettino. Had the Caicedo deal happened last summer, he'd have safely breached the €1bn mark and would have been just behind Pep. So even that claim does not hold up, does it? 5. Klopp produces world-class players Klopp certainly produces players who can play his system well but you take them out of his system and they fold like a pack of cards. Consider Alexander Arnold for example. He has never been able to do well for England. But they'd want you to believe he is world-class. I can list many more things to say about Klopp but think this will be enough to quash all their claims about him being one of the greatest ever. He isn't.

@Joey7Barton @LFC @ManCity 🤦🏻‍♂️

Too many youngsters in this @LFC team today. As good as they will become, you cannot send boys to do a man’s job. @ManCity will be too strong today. They have men with quality everywhere. Good teams seek and destroy and weakness or lack of experience. 1-3 City

We’ve been having a clear out at home and found some match worn signed boots. I have two pairs of signed Albert Adomah boots and a pair of Michael McIndoe boots. I’d like to sell them to donate the £ to @Scotty_Murray because quite frankly, he’s a top bloke. #bristolcity

“Have you seen the old lady I usually speak to on this bus?” “Yes, she got off two stops ago to have a heart transplant at the pharmacist on the high street.”

@Bubba_27 @crickshouts @Jimmer84 @NorthPerrottCC 50p if you cycle right round!

@crickshouts @Jimmer84 when @bobbysloblock team @NorthPerrottCC were short when we were kids!

One for all the specialist fielders out there 😂

@JohnJCrace New Year, same💩

Third time lucky, I guess

@janicel25293227 @jennyeclair Why bring politics into it? It’s a joke! Remember them?

Bloody hell- £4.75 !!! I’m going back to Warburtons

@seventiesuk We use ours in our VW T4 camper van. Love the sound of the whistle.

Who remembers the whistling kettle?

Another date for your diaries...

Just a week until our @walkandtalkers and we couldn’t have wished for a better first guest. @touche011 will be sharing his stories about Football, Family and Mental Health. Fancy a change of scene, a cup of tea, a stroll and a chat with Tony? See you there 🏏⚽️☕️

@matt_uggla What a load of 💩If you say “gullible” slowly and loudly it apparently sounds like oranges!

@BBCSport He didn’t, so move on.

Diogo Jota received a yellow card for this challenge on Oliver Skipp 😳 Should it have been a red? #BBCFootball

@TaffMartin Great news, congratulations 🎉

So proud to announce our first grandchild. Say hello to Effie.

No pot of gold here today 💩@YTFC

@Jimmer84 Yeovil couldn’t score in a brothel! Absolutely awful.

I see Nouble has scored twice today for Torquay. Imagine if we signed him instead of who the stewards wanted to sign. We might have looked like scoring and maybe a sniff of staying up. #YTFC