Bob Mervak

@BobbyLeddy there couldn’t be a clearer implication of your lack of concern for children in this statement.

@Gerphq Food’s relative dad.😉

after a piece of plain celery, a baby carrot tastes like crème brûlée

I got hacked by an Elon Musk enthusiast from Israel. My apologies for the random tweets. I enjoy Elon moderately, but I barely tweet more than once every couple years..about anything..much less many times..in several minutes..about Elon.

@kiwishellberry @ArmchairExpPod ❤️❤️❤️😬😬😬

@BenFolds What’s up with that minor IV bruh?

@GSAEmily Emily. This doesn’t belong to you.

#FBF to the May 1932 opening of the Robert A. Young Federal Building, sometimes referred to as the "RAY" building! Built in 1931, the building was originally a warehouse for the Terminal Railroad Association of St. Louis before the federal government acquired it in 1941.

Shit @chefjclark I didn’t know Pennsylvania was even known for its shenanigans, much less that they were maybe happening RIGHT NOW! Do explain! Thank you in advance for thwarting shenanigans.

@realDonaldTrump @BreitbartNews You are trying to undermine faith in the democratic process.

Detroit Absentee Ballot Counting Chaos, Blocked Windows and Observers breitbart.com/politics/2020/… via @BreitbartNews

@tylocii @daxshepard Wow. Deep cut my friend! It was never really worked up and distributed. I’d have to dig around for that file and will certainly post it if I find it

@martin_sexton So good

It was 80 years ago today. Happy birthday #JohnLennon

@atrajanodetroit I’ll give you a sponge bath

@Zenitram He’s got Stockholm syndrome

...the fuck?

@RyanMackstaller @nytimes A bounty hunter.

@phoebe_bridgers You’re a child. You’ll learn.

@realDonaldTrump Just to be clear, your intent is to reign.?

The Silent Majority will reign!

@Gerphq This is reaaaally quarantine random. Anyway though, dawg, did you not see Michael? Thefut you thinking?

I never quite got the whole “Andie Macdowell” thing.

@jeanmason1030 @hoplotbrewery What ru doin up there bro?

Before u leave the house, think of the acronym 'WOWEE' Wallet phOne Wkeys Egg Egg (backup)

@Gerphq Amazing she got this all on videotape.

I’m not a religious person, but whoever or whatever is responsible for creating humans made a huge mistake.

@Gerphq @ThatJasonSmith @DetroitOnLion Quarantine cover?

@ThatJasonSmith @bobmervak @DetroitOnLion Haha. Some things are just untouchable.