Jeff Bodzewski

Fun morning shooting for an upcoming documentary about the evolution of digital media - see you at Tribeca

My latest article: "Apple's 75-Minute AI Avoidance Tour: A Data-Driven Analysis" jmbodz.short.gy/apple-ai-event #AppleEvent

An entire Apple event passes by without a single mention of Siri - but hey, you have 5G now right? #AppleEvent

13 minutes about the new iPhone 17 Pro and we get more details about the new textile cases than Apple Intelligence (cosmic orange does look really good) #AppleEvent

One hour into a must win event for Apple to silence the growing naysayers that it lost AI war: - Apple Intelligence: 5 passing mentions - AI: 3 passing mentions - Innovation: 4 mentions - Siri: 0 mentions - Apple Silicon: 5 bajillion mentions #AppleEvent

"Apple has always been at the forefront of AI" - Tim Cook. Who's going to tell him? #AppleEvent

It took 42 minutes for Tim Cook to use the word "innovation" a second time and it was specific to materials and not technology #AppleEvent

30 minutes in and Blackberry, er, Apple has only mentioned "Apple Intelligence" once in passing #AppleEvent

To recap: newest Apple Watch features (Apple running from the word innovation like it's allergic) are "new 5G modem, colors, battery life" #AppleEvent

Apple at 19:08 is hyping the "new 5G" that was (checks notes) first introduced in 2018 in the US by AT&T #AppleEvent

It took Apple 4:38 to mention the word innovation in an environment where many are questioning their ability to lead #AppleEvent

@AskTarget 3 of the 5 perishable products I looked at tonight were expired with @nakedjuice having expired in APRIL and May. All in front like they had just been faced - Palatine IL manager and grocery lead don't notice 3 month old juice?!

@MartyForIL man (khakis grey windbreaker) in St. Michaels parking lot ~9:30 today asking people if they know who they're voting for and handing biz cards for Rita. Legal?

The most gangster image of all time

BREAKING: Eyewitness tells BBC that he informed police, Secret Service about a suspicious man on a roof with a rifle. He was ignored. twitter.com/gs_mick/status…

First row for my son's first @BoilerFootball game to witness the glory of @Coach_Walters gains, @Hcard7 throw for 1,000 yards and @NicCaraway3 tackle NU back to negative yards for the season. Purdue by a million 🤙

@ChiSoxFanMike cut from same mold as Buehrle - Quintana did his job, ate up innings and usually gave the Sox a chance to win

Jose Quintana pitches against the Sox today. I will always appreciate what he did here. Took the ball every 5 days, always gave the team a chance to win, and never complained. Truly underrated Sox player.

Thank you @michaelb4jordan 🥊 Best Creed movie Best fight scenes of any Rocky movie #3 or 4 ranking of all 9 Rocky movies #Creed3 Run it

@ElleKarasek 2009 crowd 🤙

Feels like an indictment of my life choices more than a celebratory milestone, but I’m still gonna make a bunch of junior social strategists listen to my stories about how the community invented hashtags & at replies because the search function was shit. #MyTwitterAnniversary