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SALINA ROBBED !

@cavempty_ Some people don’t even make it to the bottom

If you were to jump off a skyscraper it’s not the fall that kills you. scientists literally do not know what kills you

Gamer drag queen Gigi Wellplayed

drop an 11/10 edit

Went for a walk and found Funny Girl on VHS

@scissorgroyper Why is she hyper vigilant we’re not taking your coconut maam

worrying about food processing with that much filler in your face…

@CrystalMethyd please sell the Crystal Creamery butter rain coats as merch 😭

@NyhilJakko @_franchazel @StAdkison I had no idea canon event was from Spiderverse! I’m sure they do make that reference but I’ve used it before and had no idea the origin

@_franchazel @StAdkison I feel like people stay canon event as a reference to spiderverse. Core memory on the other hand has left its.original sphere of influence, probably because it's meaning can be descerned without like, knowledge of story telling structures or whatever

"Core memory" has become regular parlance post-Inside Out

@lungeIo What does that leave? Like only leafy greens and nuts

no bread, no carbs, no sugar, no dairy, no meat, no fish, no alcohol.

@wuyanglover @invistafishie That’s when you force your friend to play and get to experience the magic of watching someone play for the first time AND get to give tips and tricks 😋

@invistafishie but after you played all/most of them and now I feel empty

getting into re late is so goated bc finishing a goated game and then trying to decide which one to play next feels like this

Bug drag queen named Kara Puss

@NotiPlay_ GIVE US ANOTHER COUCH COOP RE CAPCOM!!

Resident Evil 5 se convierte oficialmente en el juego más vendido de la franquicia. Con 19 millones de copias vendidas, ha superado a Resident Evil 2 Remake, que registra 18.32 millones.

@katya_zamo Wigs for both business and pleasure is my wig company’s new tagline

If you are a quiet, even tempered, single, monogamy-inclined, independently wealthy music engineer named Diego over the age of 38 who is gay, stocky with a large butt, a low to voraciously high sex drive, fluency in spanish and italian, and looking to marry a bald drag queen named Katya i have found a suitable engagement ring if you would like to propose marriage. Deal breakers include: we cannot live in the same house, religious okay but no astrology, no hard drugs, no “fun drunks”. I am able to bring many wonderful things to the table (all subject to change without notice) and I will be ready to seriously date in approximately 18 months. My red flags include low to no relationship experience, unpredictable mood swings, substance abuse disorder, being bald, and wearing wigs for both business and pleasure. My green flags include an imitable joie de vivre, great teeth and my primary love language is physical touch followed by quality time (Tuesday, Friday and Saturday only please—absence makes the heart grow fonder) There is no chance in hell for children but pets are negotiable. Thank you. ♥️

@0ba0sama As I got older I realized what’s the rush? I like listening to music in my car so I stopped driving 80+

Defensive driving teaches you that on average, speeding only gets you to your destination 1-2 minutes sooner. Not worth it.

@eveforamerica Asking for a dumpster is so real though

This is hilarious. “What mom doesn’t want for Mother’s Day”

@cannibalyyysm Do bfs count? I feel like he got stockholmed into liking her. So 1 maybe

so has anyone else been successful in putting their irls on to slayyyter

@PaigeThreeDrag doing the LA podcast circuit queen? B&B and Kelly Mantle next?! Omgggg

Keep your eyes peeled for me to Give it to you STRAIGHT tomorrow ;)

@upuntil_dawn 2 shows on June 28th….. girl I’m scared for u

COMING TO A CITY NEAR YOU ❤️‍🔥 I’m hitting lots of clubs, theaters, and Pride stages during AS11. Where am I seeing you?! Venue info on upuntildawn.net

@_bunnyblushes I thought they were saying you looked like a Pokémon gym leader and were guessing your type specialty?? 😭 wtf (ghost obviously….)

This doesn’t work with me. My significant other of 12 years is also black

@TraderGoys They fog up 😔

There’s no comments on this yet. Can someone tell me what the struggle would be