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John Paladin
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I spend the last 6 months making Rodney Dangerfield posts but this crap does numbers
BENZO-KAZOOIE@BENZOTOOIE
*zoomer Rodney Dangerfield* I told my hb it’s problematic that he’s 20 and dating a high schooler. He said “No cap?” Yea, no gown either!
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I'll tell ya, I lost everything in the divorce. She took the kids, the house, and the car, the only thing I was left with was the STD she gave me.
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@BENZOTOOIE Posted on twitter about not getting any laughs when I tell suicide jokes, this guy replied that the problem was that if they land the rope is too long.
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I don’t trust people
Wilson ✞@WilsonTheKnower
I don’t trust people who watch reality tv shows.
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Not me, not never. Ain't happening.
overseer🇪🇪🌲@ugandimees
concept: a girl who really likes you
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@BENZOTOOIE "I'll tell ya, got fired last week for destruction of property. Tried to hang myself but the truss snapped."
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*zoomer Rodney Dangerfield*
I told my hb it’s problematic that he’s 20 and dating a high schooler.
He said “No cap?”
Yea, no gown either!
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The boss told me that I shouldn't be working on a live panel, told him when I'm working I don't want to be alive.
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Isn't this that one RedLetterMedia co-host that likes horror movies
Akuma@Akumabat
After the ending of the Boys Hughie realized that superheroes need to go through proper education to go out in the field so he created a school for them a sort of academia for heroes ...a hero academia
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Oh no, this burden of helping people and being responsible. I'm just too smart for my own good.
Hereafter@idyllicmusing
The curse of being the smart child is that you are genetically coded to be your family's unpaid crisis manager—and the world's. A massive 2024 population registry study published in The Economic Journal proved that higher general fluid intelligence directly causes increased altruism, cooperation, and prosocial behavior. Because an intelligent brain calculates long-term consequences and systemic risks faster than everyone else around it, it sees the family or societal trainwreck coming miles away. It means you are either a psychological hostage to your own foresight, or a reluctant savior trying to fix a world that doesn't even see the cliff it’s walking over.
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I've been blocked by mutuals more times than I can remember over this topic.
The answer is yes, the book of Genesis isn't a metaphor.
Aide-de-Camp🇻🇦@dan_de_cath
So I’m not a biblical literalist, but Adam and Eve were absolutely real people, right??
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@SpiritualGenin And I have too many cigarettes.
Boy, see how stupid that sounds.
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Just a reminder that nostalgia critic "critics" are temporary, nostalgia critic posting bangers is forever.
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@MarcusGustavus That doesn't work unless you have sizeable support to begin with, you need to first gain power to reward friends and punish enemies. What do you think the propaganda is for? Why do you think Marxists focused so hard on capturing education for?
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@bombadil_john Actually you don't have to convince people of an ideology. Politics isn't a debate club. Politics is about rewarding friends and punishing enemies. Libertarians have failed since the 60s because they don't understand what politics is about.
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There is no political coalition for the combination of fiscal austerity, anti-Zionism, and open borders. This is a political null set.
Liam McCollum@MLiamMcCollum
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@MarcusGustavus Libertarians with an IQ above room temperature have understood since the 60s that your position must be popular to actually achieve them, you have to convince people that you're right before you can start scoring real wins that matter.
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@MarcusGustavus Massie failed because he is simply not the man Ron Paul is.
Massie wanted to "score wins" while Ron Paul wanted to win over people and he effectively used his position as a platform to do that.
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Half-Life 1 is probably the best video game ever made
Rock Solid@ShitpostRock2
Hot take but the setting of Half-Life 1 is VASTLY superior to anything Half-Life 2 has
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