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@TalktoBPI FYI, we can easily change payroll accounts now. That’s how most tech companies work these days. Bye!

@TalktoBPI Not true. This happens every f*cking payday.

𝐔𝐩𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐚𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝟏𝟐:𝟑𝟎 𝐀𝐌, 𝐌𝐚𝐲 𝟏𝟔, 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟔 Access to the BPI app and BPI online has been restored. All banking services are now available. Thank you for your patience and understanding.

The BPI app and BPI online are currently inaccessible. Transactions using BPI Debit Cards, ATMs, and CAMs are also unavailable at this time. Rest assured that our team is actively working to resolve the issue as soon as possible, and we will update once available.

@PrincessFrance Edi sana sinali na din si Kitty Duterte sa casting. Gusto pala i-please yung mga voters nila.

I personally don't agree sa casting ni RP (if siya nga yun) because of his politics. But weighing things, I see that move as a business decision to pull in the Muslim viewers, esp. those who idolize and voted for him.

@seijit18 I thought they stopped this nonsense a long time ago 🫠

@davidthewalrus Baka pwedeng yung Calea na lang ang pumunta sa Luzon? We badly need bang-for-the-buck treats. 😭

Ambisyosong Conti’s, mag oopen sa Bacolod hahaha bebentahan niyo kami ng 350 slice ng cake na 130 lang sa Calea? Good luck bhie.

HHAHAHAHHA

@TheWoodyElf @KinfolkGarage Made my day 😂

@KinfolkGarage Si Anthony taberna yan?

Di pa rin ako makamove-on na wala na sila… 😂😂😂

Educate me, can the Philippines import from Russia? Di ba to pwede as a country with independent foreigh policy?

@juanalbyyyy @JuanFlixPH Same prob. I paid one year subs yesterday! 😭

May error ba rn ang website ng Juanflix? Can’t load the website. It says privacy error. Kanina lang gamit ko lang siyaaa. @JuanFlixPH

Filled up my virtual tank. Locked at P54/L. Secured na siguro ang 7 to 8 months kong gasolina basta may supply. OMG. Malalang inflation is coming 🫂

CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG BUT, I turn 38 this year and I have realised , as a man, no one cares about you. Not your wife. Not your family. Not your friends. Not your workmates. Nobody. People act like they care, but deep down, they don't. You are on your own. Always on your own.

PSYCHOLOGY OF PEOPLE WHO DON'T CALL THEIR PARENTS AFTER LEAVING HOME // Thread //

I can’t remember a time my birthday was celebrated growing up. No parties. Not a single memory of it. Maybe that’s why I’ve always seen it as just another ordinary day. Ngayong matanda na ako , it feels overwhelming. Another year just feels like more pressure to do more, be more.

Do it scared.

@kateyyashh Mag esim na lang sa airlalo. Lol

PELEPENS NAKOOOO! NAGTANONG NG MAGANDANG SIMCARD YUNG KATABI KONG FOREIGNER SA EROPLANO KANINA! KUNG ANO DAW MAS MAGANDANG BILHIN SMART OR GLOBE???! I WAS LIKE OHHH HELL NAAAAUR! YOU SHOULD USE “TM”😭😭😭😭😭

I dreamed I was flying with my lola, who’s long gone now. She used to kiss me the pinoy way (with lots of sniffing). And in the dream, I felt her kiss again.

I woke up in the middle of an intense panic attack, followed by uncontrollable sobbing. In my dream, I was screaming.

@jaysonfamodulan @mikafabs Sa bahay?

@mikafabs Para saan pa ang loudspeaker option kung di gagamitin?

Bakit ang hilig ng mga Pinoy mag speaker pag may kausap sa phone? 😭 I’m at the airport & someone’s taking a call on speaker kaya ayan tuloy mam, rinig na ayaw niya yung binili mo sa Daiso at hindi daw po kayo nakikinig kaya ang bigat tuloy ng maleta mo bahala na daw po kayo

This song grabs something in my soul and pulls it to a place that no longer exists.

@SalesPsych0 @roasblender Just manager level.

@roasblender You are a great leader. $2,000 / month in Philippines it’s like CEO lvl. Most wouldn’t do this move. Congrats on that

Met a Filipino VA on Upwork who was charging $4/hour Hired her to reply to Facebook comments Three weeks later she asked:  "Boss, why you not post same product Tuesday and Saturday?" I was confused: "What do you mean?" She sent me a spreadsheet she made WITHOUT me asking: Every post I made for 8 weeks Organized by day posted With reach, engagement, and sales tracked Her observation: Pet products posted on Tuesday: Average reach 180K  Same pet products posted on Saturday: Average reach 52K Home products posted on Saturday: Average reach 210K  Same home products posted on Tuesday: Average reach 67K She found a pattern I completely missed: Tuesday = pet product day (algorithm pushes it harder)  Saturday = home product day (algorithm pushes it harder) No idea why. But the data was undeniable. So I tested it for 4 weeks: Only posted pet stuff on Tuesdays  Only posted home stuff on Saturdays My average reach per post went from 89K to 174K SAME CONTENT. JUST DIFFERENT DAYS. Then she said:  "Boss, you always post 11am. Why not test 4am?" I was skeptical but tried it 4am posts: 201K average reach  11am posts: 87K average reach This $4/hour VA found a $40K/month opportunity Just by tracking patterns I was too lazy to notice I immediately gave her a raise to $2,000/month They'll come from people doing the boring work you ignore The VA seeing 1,000 posts per month spots patterns you CAN'T see Hire people who touch your data daily Then actually listen to them