Smooth Brain

Say what you want about the US, but we have Freedom of Speech, Rule of Law, personal property rights. That has created the modern world where you get to kick back and bitch online without a bomb shoved up your ass for just talking shit. You got to fuck around and find out first.

i need 11.4k followers by the end of the day or i will jump off the 5th floor

@RPGmasters1 @IGN He is a little pussy that couldn’t deal with his back pain. It’s not fun, but it doesn’t make me want to shoot anyone. He’s a pussy and a coward for acting so impetuously

@bon03420 @IGN Luigi might not be a hero, but he’s also not a villain not in the same way that the healthcare companies are. And I don’t think he should be demonized in the same way if we’re not willing to demonize the healthcare companies that profit off of our suffering.

The Super Mario Galaxy Movie's Luigi actor Charlie Day says Luigi Mangione is one of his favorite Luigis, bit.ly/4trVNGA

@RPGmasters1 @IGN No, sorry. It’s not an injury to murder over, period. Trying to arbitrarily point at a company doesn’t suddenly make murder ok.

@bon03420 @IGN Like I do get it, but we shouldn’t live in a country where doctors have to beg and beg and beg just to get their patient treatment. It’s fucking ridiculous. How many people die so insurance companies don’t have to pay money to hospitals.

@dom_lucre This is the result of forcing people to watch talent shows in high school. They think people care about this and its impactful

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: Middle-aged Liberal women have started dancing outside Trump International Hotel & Tower Chicago to take out their ‘rage’ against Trump and to ‘teach him a lesson.’

@Mericamemed Through hot dogs in a dishwasher with a plastic bag and then says “we are trying to stay away from chemicals”. Girl….you ever put soap in there? You’re eating soap residue hotdog

If I show up to someone’s house and they serve me “dishwasher hot dogs,” I’m calling the police

@GovPritzker You’re going to take a shitload of Ozempic and say “oh I exercise every day”

Happy National Walking Day, Illinois.

@BarbarianDisco He’s gonna be

Shipwreck isn't gay.

@CNviolations That kid is definitely moving to nyc for a “phase” at some point 😂

Dad said "we're facing fears TODAY" 😂

@GavinNewsom How about you figure out how in ONE NIGHT the fbi arrested people defrauding us to the tune of $50MILLION

We’re challenging it. See you in court.

@AribAhmed43703 @IGN Ok Kai’s greatest fan lol. And you’re going off your only insult about sucking cock when you are standing up for another man 😂

@bon03420 @IGN lmao your username really fits you. Corpo cock sucker.

@Footnuggets228 @IGN Then why is he in prison numbnuts

@bon03420 @IGN He didn’t kill a person tho so it’s fine

@Torrie11 Thought you hated this from your career since you have said as much

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@KinelRyan @Vara_Dark Accuracy can hurt

@Vara_Dark Fuck you

Omg @KinelRyan wrote his first article for Kotaku! So proud of u ❤️ Congratz to the #1 Fox McCloud fan

She’ll actually say “wow, is this a leash?”

@AutismCapital So they inserted new shit

“We get to reimagine the Harry Potter canon. We get to let it breathe. We get to see all the stories on the fringes that we know are happening.” “We’re adding a level of world building beyond what the audience is familiar with.” It’s over, chat. RIP.

@PeteButtigieg Buddy, I remember you spending crazy money on roads because they were racist, you seriously need to chill out

Drain the swamp.

@dom_lucre I swear this fuckhead converted

🔥🚨BREAKING: Buckingham Palace just confirmed King Charles will not issue an Easter message this year. This comes after he addressed Islamic holidays instead.

@mask_bastard Did you do something to the eyes to add in Lizard? 😂

what kind of pizza do you think elon musk likes the most?

You’re not being decent on receiving an argument. They are not comparables. One product was heavily marketed. The other product was lazily marketed. I’d bet they pumped a lot more money into prime as well than marketing random ass cookies that again, could be purchased easier and cheaper than her alternative product. It’s not that hard to grasp.

@Picks4Sale @bon03420 @Awk20000 Prime had global distribution and it was way more expensive in some places. And the kids still bought it to try it.

Pokimane on why she stepped away from her cookie co. “Unfortunately..did not go as we planned..taught me..what it means to be a CC is very diff from what it means to be a biz owner..certain things most biz can get away w that u cannot do if creator backed”

@dom_lucre Key word: MIGHT SO IF YOU DONT HAVE YOUR NAME CHANGED CORRECTLY, YOU NEED TO FIX THAT BECAUSE YOU ALREADY WERE SUPPOSED TO. If you can’t accomplish this, you might not be intelligent enough to vote.

🔥🚨BREAKING: Hollywood actress Meryl Streep claimed that The SAVE America Act will be harmful to married women and will prevent them from voting: Streep: “The SAVE America Act, if that passes, all the married women that have changed their names are going have to go to the registrar and prove who they are. Otherwise, when you get to the voting booth in November, you might be disqualified, because your name on your birth certificate doesn't match the name on the voting rolls. I think that women need to be heard.”