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@pieandbov @ManpreetPTFC_V5 As much as you're winning right now, this team isn't pumping anyone.

@ManpreetPTFC_V5 Hope you get pumped. No offence.

RED AND YELLOW TO PAISLEY. AWAU END A SEA OF RELO Never are through the roof. 5.45 team leaves Firhill, more who can get round there the better for that time 90 minutes from being back where we belong Everything to gain and nothing to lose. Let’s do this Jags 🖤❤️💛

@PierslandKillie If thistle had a striker.....

Thistle losing to this rank rotten St Mirren side says a lot about the championship. Been there for the taking all night and they've pissed it up again.

@DailyMail Oh my, someone now actually gives a toss about Moscow interfering 😂

My phone was hacked by Moscow, says Farage: 'Deeply concerned' Reform leader claims Russian spies leaked details of £5million gift that could lead to ban from Commons trib.al/2w20nK8

@ThomasBols @DominicWaghorn Whataboutery. A pathetic argument. Deal with the subject of the tweet.

@DominicWaghorn It was undeniably a tragedy, but the media coverage is strikingly disproportionate compared to that of the tens of thousands killed by the regime. One can’t help but wonder whether this outlet serves as a mouthpiece for that same regime

We have been there multiple times this week. It is categorically NOT on a missile base and everyone we’ve asked says no military activity nearby. It is not a complex question to answer. Was the US deliberately responsible for this appalling tragedy? All the evidence says yes

@spfl Day late and a dollar short. Pathetic leadership.

The SPFL has opened several disciplinary investigations following incidents at recent matches, including this month’s title-deciding matches between Celtic and Heart of Midlothian and Inverness Caledonian Thistle and Hamilton Academical. ℹ️ spfl.co.uk/news/multiple-…

@ClydeSSB Funny this happens now and not at the time. Clueless leadership.

⚽ The SPFL has opened a disciplinary investigations into five matches, including the Premiership title decider between Celtic and Hearts and Celtic's clash with Motherwell earlier in the week ⬇️ hellorayo.co.uk/clyde/sport/fo…

@sciencegirl Self respect

Guys, what’s stopping you having a moustache like this

@StrangerDavy @KilmarnockFC Lies.

@KilmarnockFC Thats good, too much coconut can be bad for you

Can confirm he’s here for the clean sheets, not to collect bounties. 💙

@pieandbov Lucky bastard here, well chuffed we're not involved.

If cups don't come any bigger than the Scottish Cup, then Play Offs don't come any bigger than the Premiership version. The first leg is tonight and all you lucky bastards with no skin in the game* get to watch the drama unfold from the comfort of your living rooms or down the boozer. Here's the tale of tonight's tape......... Telly & KO This one is a 20:00 kick off at Firhill, and it's live on SKY Sports. Tickets There are only a few hundred tickets left for this evening but with the away end selling out in under an hour at the weekend the Jags are restricting home end sales to punters with a previous purchase history. The same is true of the 2nd leg in Paisley, with the Jags end selling out in a few minutes. Tickets for that one go on general sale at 10am today for Saints fans with a purchase history. Tickets for both games are an excellent price of just £18/£12. Home & Away The Jags went through their entire regular season league campaign without being beaten on home turf, registering 12 wins and 6 draws in their 18 Championship games in Maryhill. Unsurprisingly that was the best home record in the division and they also only conceded 12 goals in front of their own fans. Saints were ranked 10th in the Premiership on away form, winning 3, drawing 4 and losing 12 of their road games during the regular season. Somewhat surprisingly though they scored 63% of their league goals away from home during the regular season, and of the bottom six in the Premiership only Aberdeen conceded fewer goals away from home. Previous Meetings The two sides met in Paisley in the Scottish Cup Quarter Finals back in March with Saints edging the Jags out 2-1 thanks to a controversial penalty from Dan Nlundulu and a Jake Young strike. They've only met on cup duty over the last 11 years with both clubs having been in different divisions since season 2014/2015. The last time they met at Firhill was in the 2017/2018 League Cup which Thistle won 5-0. Ironically Saints were to go on to win the Championship that season whilst Thistle were relegated in the Premiership Play Off Final. Referee The referee this evening is Ryan Lee, who has shown 121 yellows and 5 reds in 33 outings this season, an average of just over 4 cards per game. VAR is in operation across both legs of the final. Betting The bookies are understandably struggling to separate the two sides tonight with both going in odds against. The Jags are a 7/4 shot whilst Saints are a fraction smaller at 12/7 with the draw priced at 2/1. Prediction I will absolutely not be making any prediction, don't be silly. Should be a tremendous atmosphere tonight, really looking forward to it. I'd wish both teams good luck but I'd be lying. COYS!!! * Totally appreciate that Aberdeen and Motherwell fans anyway seem absolutely fucking desperate to see St.Mirren go down

@GaelicRoadSign @ramanbhardwajTV This is why Scotland have a goalkeeper issue. Too many keepers happy to sit on their arse. What is it, 10 first team appearances for Kelly in two years?

@ramanbhardwajTV Such a waste of time sitting there being a number 2 at his age.

Liam Kelly has agreed a two-year-deal at Rangers. STV Sport understands the keeper had interest from England and abroad but has chosen to stay at Ibrox.

@Porkypaws @LibraGenXer @lukerobertblack Pity someone decided to shut the only refinery in Scotland then....

@LibraGenXer @lukerobertblack Thats why they refine it! They already use it in Europe for jet fuel JET A-1

Kemi: “Why is oil from Russia acceptable, but oil from Aberdeen is not?” #PMQs

@KilmarnockFC And he'll still do it faster than me. See you on the road Captain 🫡

𝐑𝐎𝐎𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐓𝐎𝐎𝐍 𝐒𝐄𝐓 𝐓𝐎 𝐁𝐄 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐊𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐃 🐿️ Our very own Captain Conker is getting warmed up to take on Roon The Toon on Sunday, June 7 to raise money for The Killie Community's important baby and toddler groups. You can donate here: tinyurl.com/262brx3s

@SouthamptonFC Take your medicine and get on with it. And sack whoever thought with all the scouting and analytics in modern football that it was a good idea to spy on your opponents.

We have this evening been informed that the EFL’s League Arbitration Panel has upheld the sanctions imposed earlier this week.

@KilmarnockFC So long old friend.

The season may be over, but work never stops. Take a look at day one of our extensive pitch renovation at BBSP Stadium Rugby Park 🎥

@pieandbov Away to be coached by Tom Daley for the commonwealth games.

Off to Hollywood?

@SkySportsF1 Buying a ticket like everyone else.

What is Christian Horner's most likely route back to F1? 💭👇

@KilmarnockFC 6 year contract?

ThIs Is WhY yOu DoN’t HaNd OuT aWaRdS bEfOrE tHe EnD oF sEaSoN. Aye, fair enough… Joe Hugill’s brace yesterday means he’s now level with Tyreece John-Jules in the club’s top scorer standings this season. Don’t worry Joe… we’ve got an award coming your way 💙

@DanTheMan1869 @KilmarnockFC It's not meaningless.

@KilmarnockFC A first choice 11 for a meaningless game 🥱

Your Super Killie XI for the final time this season 💙

@brookecombe @AlfieSkelly @brookecombe7 @DisneyPlus @SadeOfficial The lesser known b-side to whole lotta Rosie.

@AlfieSkelly @brookecombe7 @DisneyPlus @SadeOfficial Whole lotta nipple and ass

Anyone spotted me in the new season of Rivals on @DisneyPlus yet? Loved singing @SadeOfficial song, one of the all time greats 🙌 #bonkalicious #showersexisoverrated

@fitbatweets Poor from crocker is a well worn phrase.

Yeah I thought that was poor from Crocker today. Just stay quiet for two seconds and let the moment happen.