Chris Johnston

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Chris Johnston

Chris Johnston

@bonsaikc

Katılım Ocak 2024
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𝔉🅰𝒏 Karoline Leavitt
🚨BREAKING: Shockingly, a brand-new poll shows nearly 61% of Americans support continuing mass deportations. Are you part of that 61%? A. Huge Yes B. No Follow @Rasmussen_Poll
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Stand Up For Trump
Stand Up For Trump@StandUpForTrmp·
🚨BREAKING: Do you support Google Maps renaming the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America? YES or NO?
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America1st
America1st@Marianne4Trump2·
@NickAdamsinUSA I won't watch the game because I still remember these Entitled players KNEELING. I Will watch Kid Rock's show!!!
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Nick Adams
Nick Adams@NickAdamsinUSA·
The NFL is VERY worried. Executives and sponsors are freaking out about the lack of interest in Bad Bunny. Typically the Halftime Show is the most watched part of the Super Bowl -- it won't be this year. Why? Kid Rock. The Super Bowl Halftime Show is about to change forever.
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Nick Adams
Nick Adams@NickAdamsinUSA·
REPORT: Melania Trump's new Amazon MGM documentary is beating out Jason Statham's new movie Shelter with an impressive $8 million opening. It looks like the First Lady is going to set virtually every single documentary record.
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Nick Adams@NickAdamsinUSA·
I am settling in for a showing of ‘Melania’ and the theater is PACKED! Earlier, a bystander asked if I was heading in to see Avatar, and I stopped dead in my tracks. “Avatar? No, son,” I curtly replied. “I don’t watch woke movies. I’m here to see the groundbreaking documentary about our incredibly talented First Lady.” The man’s two little girls began jumping up and down, pulling on his sleeve, and begging, “Daddy, we want to see Melania!” “But. But…” he stammered, “I thought you girls wanted to see Zootopia 2?” “No, no, NO,” they said, now nearly shouting. “We want to see Melania!! She is the most beautiful First Lady EVER.” Their father was scrambling, stressed out, and disoriented. “Girls, I’m afraid you aren’t the only ones who are captivated by President Trump and his beautiful wife,” I said, kneeling to get on their level. “Virtually everyone in this theater is here for the 7:30 PM showing, and it’s been sold out for days.” Tears began to well up in their eyes. “But…” I said in a hushed tone, “I happen to have a few extra tickets with me, and I’d like you and your dad to have them.” They jumped for joy and began hugging their father. He looked relieved as he wiped the sweat off his brow with a smile. I handed him the tickets and pulled him close. “Raise these girls right,” I whispered. “Teach them to be classy conservative women of faith like Melania, don’t let them become like Meghan Markle. Capisce?” He hugged me and thanked me profusely. “What are you going to do now?” He asked. “Don’t worry about me, son,” I told him, with a twinkle in my eye. “I’ve already got tickets to the next showing.”
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Nick Adams
Nick Adams@NickAdamsinUSA·
Just walked past Orange Theory on my way to pick up a hot black coffee and overheard half a dozen college women chatting about ‘Melania’ after their workout. They were enamored with the First Lady’s class, humanity, and business acumen. “I, like, didn’t know she was so smart,” one of them said. “Period sis,” another chimed in, “I knew she was beautiful but I had no idea she was so talented too. Slay queen!” “I didn’t realize President Trump was such a good husband,” said another, as the rest nodded in agreement. “The media just lies about him so much. He’s actually such a gentleman.” In hushed tones, they all admitted that they can no longer trust the liberal media or the Democrat party. I think this film just secured the female vote for the GOP in the midterms.
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James Woods
James Woods@RealJamesWoods·
This will be a Supreme Court issue for sure.
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Red Eagle Updates 🦅🇺🇸
Red Eagle Updates 🦅🇺🇸@RedEagleUpdates·
🚨Be Honest: Are you Happy that Trump is the President of America 🇺🇸 ? A. Yes B. No
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TheFrenchie
TheFrenchie@ML3democrats·
Kash Patel is easily the least qualified FBI director in the history of the FBI. He is completely useless, and the damage he has caused will take years to repair. A national disaster and embarrassment. Do you agree?
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Stand Up For Trump
Stand Up For Trump@StandUpForTrmp·
As of today, how would you rate your level of support for President Trump? A. Very Strong Support (100%) B. Strong Support (75%) C. Moderate Support (50%) D. Limited Support (25%) E. No Support (0%)
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