Chris Johnston
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🚨BREAKING: Shockingly, a brand-new poll shows nearly 61% of Americans support continuing mass deportations.
Are you part of that 61%?
A. Huge Yes
B. No
Follow @Rasmussen_Poll
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@twinsandtriplet @StandUpForTrmp Why does your flag show 48 stars? Are you posting from Kyrgyzstan?
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@NickAdamsinUSA I won't watch the game because I still remember these Entitled players KNEELING.
I Will watch Kid Rock's show!!!
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Stephen Miller is the MAN. A brilliant and ferocious tactician and patriot. Maybe the best White House aide ever.
Rolling Stone@RollingStone
The Worst White House Aide in History For the good of the nation and his already tarnished legacy, Trump should fire Stephen Miller immediately. Commentary: rollingstone.com/politics/polit…
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I am settling in for a showing of ‘Melania’ and the theater is PACKED!
Earlier, a bystander asked if I was heading in to see Avatar, and I stopped dead in my tracks.
“Avatar? No, son,” I curtly replied. “I don’t watch woke movies. I’m here to see the groundbreaking documentary about our incredibly talented First Lady.”
The man’s two little girls began jumping up and down, pulling on his sleeve, and begging, “Daddy, we want to see Melania!”
“But. But…” he stammered, “I thought you girls wanted to see Zootopia 2?”
“No, no, NO,” they said, now nearly shouting. “We want to see Melania!! She is the most beautiful First Lady EVER.”
Their father was scrambling, stressed out, and disoriented.
“Girls, I’m afraid you aren’t the only ones who are captivated by President Trump and his beautiful wife,” I said, kneeling to get on their level. “Virtually everyone in this theater is here for the 7:30 PM showing, and it’s been sold out for days.”
Tears began to well up in their eyes.
“But…” I said in a hushed tone, “I happen to have a few extra tickets with me, and I’d like you and your dad to have them.”
They jumped for joy and began hugging their father. He looked relieved as he wiped the sweat off his brow with a smile.
I handed him the tickets and pulled him close. “Raise these girls right,” I whispered. “Teach them to be classy conservative women of faith like Melania, don’t let them become like Meghan Markle. Capisce?”
He hugged me and thanked me profusely. “What are you going to do now?” He asked.
“Don’t worry about me, son,” I told him, with a twinkle in my eye. “I’ve already got tickets to the next showing.”
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Just walked past Orange Theory on my way to pick up a hot black coffee and overheard half a dozen college women chatting about ‘Melania’ after their workout.
They were enamored with the First Lady’s class, humanity, and business acumen.
“I, like, didn’t know she was so smart,” one of them said. “Period sis,” another chimed in, “I knew she was beautiful but I had no idea she was so talented too. Slay queen!”
“I didn’t realize President Trump was such a good husband,” said another, as the rest nodded in agreement. “The media just lies about him so much. He’s actually such a gentleman.”
In hushed tones, they all admitted that they can no longer trust the liberal media or the Democrat party.
I think this film just secured the female vote for the GOP in the midterms.
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