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My son, the mental patient

improper exhibition of a dangerous weapon

My pockets anorexic and my bitch obese

Who else is excited for another week in paradise 🙌

The SEC just handed crypto its most important win of the year so far, but nobody’s really talking about it. Here’s what actually happened today, and what comes next.

i may be poor and reatrded but im not a quitter

@lBattleRhino any books you'd recommend?

Something big is coming. Most people have no idea. It’s called AI. Few people but me have heard of it. It didn’t really work before. But now I’ve seen something. Something big. Something different this time. I won’t tell you what it is. But everything’s about to change.

Coming soon Q1 2026 👀

Bodybuilders have been so far ahead on nearly every health, biohacking, cutting edge medical trend so far before anybody else knew these things existed

my clawdbot hacked my toto bidet and it boiled the water in my toilet through a firmware hack and now my asshole is being treated for 2nd degree burns all because it heard me call it a clanker through my alexa -- they're laughing about it on moltbook

How is this bottle of mustard any different than you at this moment?

i choose to believe that the past year of underperformance of bitcoin relative to gold is largely because of old holders with cost basis < $100 cashing out in tandem with four year cycle top timing and ends sometime in 2026, people with near 100% NW in crypto re-allocating as metals break out of decade long consolidation & compression believe that bitcoin finds its place in portfolios with gold & silver exposure and benefits from large HNWIs & institutions adding small positions, $BTC as digital analog to gold is easier to transport across global borders, easier to transact with, and overall just a better asset in heavily digital world, think $ZEC also continues to benefit from this and trades closer to 1/10th of $BTC's value over next few years technicals wise don't think it trades beneath last cycle's price peak of ~$69k in 2021 and would be invalidated on bullish outlook if that were to happen on a high timeframe basis, saylor's cost average is currently ~$75k and believe if we traded beneath there it would be a fullscale capitulation into generational buying opportunity, timewise idea would be invalidated if no new all time in 2026 as it would mean from my perspective that the same allocators driving gold's repeated all time highs are not allocating towards $BTC during the same period considering bitcoin is only ~$2T mcap while gold is ~$32T & that $BTC is just risk-on beta in which case it just makes more sense to buy equities building frontier tech, bitcoin's underperformance should be temporary, believe current gap is deep value and accumulating sub $100k will look obvious in hindsight less than a year

@Elder_DT @sukacrayon consider Reta brother (GLP3)

"We are all gonna make it brah" VS "Its fucking over bro"

bars no longer work for meeting hot people the “run-club”/bouldering/rock climbing crazes are long-winded, plausibly deniable ways to be able to meet and socialize in spaces that impose a semi-overt exclusion on fat people—these are "safe spaces" in 50%+ obesity rate societies

Small town America 2025: vape shops, fake daycare scam operations run by foreigners because no one is actually having kids, and mini casinos on every corner. Third-world country.

drop the L from Learning Center it’s cleaner

What’s your New Year’s resolution for 2026?