Earth!

Man abandons suicide attempt after the police brought him a kebab

Genuinely me

Your mother is problematic. Your father is problematic. Your son is problematic. Your aunt is problematic. The cashier at the local Tesco is problematic. You've probably bought a cookie from a bakery made by hands that have done unspeakable things. Every chocolate bar you've ever eaten has probably killed a 7 year old child slave in Cameroon. The gas that drives your car is fueled by engines of death. Every person who has ever smiled at you in the streets has committed some act that if you knew about it, would make you profoundly dislike them. We have all been bad, small, petty, unlikeable, cruel, downright mean. Authors are not special "problematic" beings, they're just more public. Part of being an adult is recognizing that without mercy for our fellow human beings, and ourselves, we'd all be condemned to death. Reading fiction should help us understand that we're all irreparably tainted with evil, every system is corrupted, every line is broken. And like, that's okay. That's what it means to be alive.

@OMINOUSLUMINOUS please put the tablet down bro we are sorry 😭

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@thejaycerles @y0urfavsaint boooo tomato tomato 😭😭😭😭

Why is it -#shtwt : nice -#shedtwt :nicest -#edtwt fatphobic freaks who bodyshame and obsess over serial killers

@lha1tham DIDDY IS A REAL PERSON?! I THOUGHT IT WAS ANOTHER WORD FOR PDF FILE!? helluva hotel image or sm idfk

@SkinnyTuna White people be like: just found out my dad is a proshipper

the second one hello is this real???

Cant wait to see this reposted on pinterest

“wait a second… Heat rises” (it hits me) “heat rises!” Bank teller on floor: what? “Heat rises!” (I rush at the armed robber and he shoots me in the face killing me instantly. It’s unclear what my plan was)

Nevermind????? kill him???

Ur my fav lolcow 😭

If Twitter one day decides to public everyone's bookmarks I'm deleting my account

Thank you to the random wasted girl who took this picture

@vartapow @swrilswirlshine @liljay11k do you want them to say something philosophical or sm

@swrilswirlshine @liljay11k thats not my point its just a empty thing to say as an excuse to say funny words or something

HOW THE FUCK ARE Y'ALL GETTING DMS FOR PEDOS?! I GET NONE. IS IT CAUSE I'M FUCKING 18?! IT IS ISN'T IT?

Guy with no object permanence having sex: 😏😨😮‍💨😨😮‍💨😨😮‍💨😨

My bf vs me in the same top 💔 Im lighter than him as well bruh

@st4rvingtwink YOOO anti-ana propoganda rymes lowkey

IM SOBBING 😭😭😭 anti-ana propaganda

increasing the functionality of my hipbones by using them as a laptop holder # work smarter not harder