Yoon-Ah Bahmer

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Yoon-Ah Bahmer

@boop_crypto

Check your mail IQ must be 2 stdev from the mean in either direction to make it

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Yoon-Ah Bahmer
Yoon-Ah Bahmer@boop_crypto·
@BobSacamano_5 The fact that the nets are absolute dogshit at drafting and will waste every one of those picks helps this fly under the radar too
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Bob Sacamano@BobSacamano_5·
I said this at the time and will continue to say: This trade has been largely ignored by the national NBA media because the Knicks have such a solid foundation and are good anyway. But in my opinion there is a good argument that this is the worst trade in NBA history
Adrian Wojnarowski@wojespn

BREAKING: The Brooklyn Nets have agreed in principle on a trade to send F Mikal Bridges to the New York Knicks for Bojan Bogdanovic, four unprotected first-round picks, a protected first-round pick via Bucks, an unprotected pick swap and a second-rounder, sources tell ESPN.

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Luck.io
Luck.io@luckio·
Luckio is closing down soon! 🍀 In preparation for closure, we recommend all players transfer their funds out of their Smart Vaults. You can do this directly via the Luck.io website or using the Vault Withdrawal Tool by Proov Protocol (linked in the next Tweet). What started as a concept soon became the largest and fastest growing on-chain casino. The concept works. We hope the tech powering Luckio will find a new home in the near future 👀 Thank you for playing on Luckio!
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Kaguya’s Top Gal@hayasaka_aryan·
@starboydiablo Women will always have sympathy for murderers and then cry cause they feel unsafe at night
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Yoon-Ah Bahmer
Yoon-Ah Bahmer@boop_crypto·
@kingbtc just delusional, big bob is giving him a raise and a great lawyer
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Yoon-Ah Bahmer@boop_crypto·
@LomahCrypto That’s the “check his hard drive” physiognomy though not the strangle my gf one lmao
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Yoon-Ah Bahmer@boop_crypto·
@a1lon9 not mentioning chudhouse with those 2 is diabolical work
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alon@a1lon9·
neet & pumpcade are great examples of why paying attention to all corners of pump is +EV both outperformed recently despite one of them making viral memes for the unemploids and the other building prediction markets from the ground up we're far from realizing pump's mission but it's rewarding to see polar opposites thriving in the bear market
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Yoon-Ah Bahmer@boop_crypto·
@Howlingmutant0 @justalexoki It's evolutionary function is to push you towards finding a healthy mate who can help raise your children effectively. I guess chubby but not obese would indicate healthiness via a steady access to food but that's neither here nor there...
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HowlingMutant@Howlingmutant0·
@justalexoki It is interesting I don’t really see the evolutionary function of being repulsed by fat people, it makes sense for actually diseased people but not really for the obese
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taoki@justalexoki·
why are fat people so gross? is it some biological thing?
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Pump.fun
Pump.fun@Pumpfun·
one of these communities has the most asymmetry but I can’t figure out which
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Yoon-Ah Bahmer@boop_crypto·
@kingbtc and just look at how well his great-granddaughter turned out
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Yoon-Ah Bahmer@boop_crypto·
@justinsuntron "I do not believe President Trump would condone these actions if he knew about them." nigga he doesn't even know the token exists
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H.E. Justin Sun 👨‍🚀 🌞
Today, I filed a lawsuit in California federal court against World Liberty Financial to protect my legal rights as a holder of $WLFI tokens.   I have always been—and remain—an ardent supporter of President Trump and his Administration’s efforts to make America crypto friendly.  This lawsuit does not change how I feel about President Trump or the Trump Administration.   Unfortunately, certain individuals on the World Liberty project team have been operating the project in a manner that goes against President Trump’s values.  They wrongfully froze all of my tokens, stripped me of my right to vote on governance proposals, and have threatened to permanently destroy my tokens by “burning” them—all without any proper justification.  I do not believe President Trump would condone these actions if he knew about them.     I have tried in good faith to resolve this situation with the World Liberty project team without resorting to litigation.  But the project team has refused my requests to unfreeze my tokens and restore my rights as a token holder.  They have left me with no choice but to turn to the courts.  All I want is to be treated the same as every other early investor who received tokens—no better, no worse.    I also want the community to know that I strongly oppose the new governance proposal World Liberty published on April 15.   If it passes, token holders who do not “affirmatively accept” its terms—including a requirement that 10% of all advisor tokens be permanently burned—will have their tokens locked indefinitely.  For early purchaser tokens, the proposal imposes a two-year cliff followed by a two-year vesting schedule—and again, for those who do not affirmatively accept, their tokens are locked indefinitely.   This proposal is bad for the community, but because World Liberty has frozen my early investor tokens, I cannot vote them for or against the proposal.   I believe in fairness, transparency, and the principles that make crypto powerful.  I will continue to fight for those principles. 🙏
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Yoon-Ah Bahmer@boop_crypto·
@bluewmist this post was sponsored by big retardation to try to convince people that not having agency is a good thing
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blue@bluewmist·
according to psychology people who often talk to themselves build fake scenarios and have full conversations in their heads often assume it’s normal. but in reality, it’s a form of self regulation, away to process emotions when there’s no one who truly understands them. 1/5
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Yoon-Ah Bahmer@boop_crypto·
@SCHIZO_FREQ I don’t get migraines, I just get hypertension headaches whenever I get even a little dehydrated. Probably not worth it for me, was just curious as I had never considered that
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Lukas (computer) 🔺
Lukas (computer) 🔺@SCHIZO_FREQ·
@boop_crypto I would recommend just massaging your scalp perimeter muscles neck and shoulders (or rolling them out with a tennis ball) before trying the Botox thing tbh
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Lukas (computer) 🔺@SCHIZO_FREQ·
Botox is really cool. It's a shame all we use it for is making old people look like they're permanently surprised I got a couple bottles from Korea a few years ago and tested it out on a bunch of stuff - In my jaw: instantly stopped me from grinding my teeth - In my scalp muscles: instantly stopped tension headaches - In a muscle knot: did nothing at all, and was extremely uncomfortable to inject. Do not recommend - In my penis: slightly increased erection length at max torque. Probably not enough to be worth it for anyone, but it is scientifically interesting I stopped using it after I ran out because I got worried paralyzing muscles for an extended period of time would cause them to just shrivel up and die, which I did not want for my jaw or penis The lesson for me was that I got so tense and fucked up from sitting in a chair all day that I could realistically just start botoxing random bodyparts and have it be net positive This lead to me eventually thinking "maybe I should just stretch and get massages instead," which appears to be working fine and does not require you to inject grey-market Korean botox monthly But a lot of people are too lazy to stretch regularly, so maybe aggressively injecting botox into anything that's sore could fix them I don't know I'm not a doctor and this is definitely not medical advice
cpt dank@cptdankkk

Lukas reveals he injected his penis with Botox before Bryan Johnson “There are so many things you can do with Botox. I started off buying it because I wanted to inject my jaw muscles to grind my teeth less” “Eventually, I was like you know what, your penis is basically just smooth muscle tissue” “I discovered with one injection it does make your penis longer. But if you kept doing it, you would probably make your penis smaller by atrophying it”

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Yoon-Ah Bahmer@boop_crypto·
@malmesburyman It even uses what "normal people" would think as justification in the tail texts 😭😭
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malmesburyman@malmesburyman·
You can always tell when a midwit is trying to make this meme because they have the tails say the exact same thing, word-for-word. They don’t understand where they are situated on the curve, that they are part of the mass, who repeat what everyone else around them is saying.
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Yoon-Ah Bahmer@boop_crypto·
@bizlet7 There is definitely some Dostoyevsky-esque mechanism at play here. When the world allows you to get away with something this evil, you can't help but brag about it
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Dexerto@Dexerto·
Chupa Chups is launching a meatball-flavored lollipop for a limited time They'll be given away for free at IKEA stores but not in Sweden
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Yoon-Ah Bahmer@boop_crypto·
@jackduval Holy fuck he pulled an adam cochran, someone get this homo some ozempic
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Yoon-Ah Bahmer@boop_crypto·
@Howlingmutant0 Well it wouldn't be very progressive of him to make fun of your mopping-up-shit-with-tongue fetish so he had to scramble for another angle of attack
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HowlingMutant@Howlingmutant0·
These guys actually might be retarded
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