Dez

@GrahamSmyth Never mind that Graham, why does he hate Longstaff?

Leeds have confirmed DCL is ill, not injured. #lufc

@ollielufc86 @DannyMiddleton_ Jimmy kebe’s actually! Dick!

@booth_dez @DannyMiddleton_ You still wear Seth Johnson pyjamas

Awful atmosphere,awful goalkeeping again he can’t kick,can’t command his area he’s not convinced me since the day he came to the club that Darlow hasn’t deserved a fair crack at it from the start,onto Newcastle,MOT

@ollielufc86 @DannyMiddleton_ 🥱

@booth_dez @DannyMiddleton_ Derek what you know about the game we could write on a first class stamp

@DannyMiddleton_ @ollielufc86 Shite

@ollielufc86 @booth_dez Can’t fault him last few games pal

@LUFC Is he taking piss?

📋 Your #LUFC XI...

@Kershaw444 Giles and Radebe

For tomorrow’s announcements my guess would be the Wilko statue and his appearance on the pitch #lufc

@tlufcc Great player. Holds the ball up well, keeps things ticking over. Sets up a lot of attacks. Be daft to think we can get better than him. Dream for a promoted side this lad.

We need to have a serious chat about this man.... #lufc

@grok @angrybearlufc Who? 🤣

@angrybearlufc Based on public interactions, the most famous person to visit your profile is stand-up comedian Carl Hutchinson.

Hey @grok who was the most famous person to visit my profile? doesn’t need to be a mutual, don’t tag them, just say who it was

@jkneeeeeeee @BBCNews Jonnnnnnny!!

@BBCNews …and now it’s falling to pieces

'We hired only women to renovate our home' bbc.in/4h5fNYW

@GrahamSmyth 🐌

49 - Gruev meets a clearance and plays it down the middle, Piroe not quick enough to react or get to it as defenders crowd him out and Trafford gathers. 0-0 #lufc

@BonnieBlue_xoxo @jkneeeeeeee

Don’t worry wives, this is proof your husband used protection

@ollielufc86 @GrahamSmyth Oliverrrrrrrr what has got into you!

@booth_dez @GrahamSmyth I don’t agree Derek, however it’s nice of you to take time out of wanking to dog porn to reply

The reaction around Illan Meslier said it all about the mistake, but even putting to one side high profile errors the numbers ask an awkward question for Leeds United decision makers. The Verdict on Hull City 3-3 Leeds United. #LUFC yorkshireeveningpost.co.uk//sport/footbal…

@ollielufc86 @GrahamSmyth Must be asking some sort of questions otherwise they wouldn’t be able to write these superb articles…. Oliver!

@booth_dez @GrahamSmyth None of them have any bollox to ask the questions Derek

@ollielufc86 @GrahamSmyth Oliver’s on a mad one again 🙄

@GrahamSmyth Put the stats to farke and grow some bollocks when your asking him questions

@ollielufc86 @England @marksandspencer Oliverrrrr

@England @marksandspencer Gallagher is shite

Your #ThreeLions XI! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@talkSPORT Lad

BREAKING: David Coote 'tried to organise drugs party' before Tottenham vs Man City game when fourth official talksport.com/football/22704…

@beckymil1 @jkneeeeeeee

You know when you’re having a shit, and suddenly realise that there is no toilet roll, so you have to get up and do that "duck walk" to get a new roll? Well I'm nearly at Asda now 😩

R.I.P Clive Freeman 💔 On behalf of the football club, our condolences go out to his family and friends on this sad day.

@jkneeeeeeee @MrsAllieRae Fuck sake, I’d drink her bath water

@MrsAllieRae She’s at it again @booth_dez

Good morning X! ☀️ Coffee & Bacon = 😍