Jonny 💛🤍💙

@TheCleanCarClub Turns on the electrics without starting the engine

What does ACC mean

@TheFootyFeed Unintentional but dangerous play. Fixed it for you

Can’t quite workout how this challenge was a penalty, but WASNT even a yellow card… Surely this is the most obvious red card possible?

@essextractor Shut up you silly cunt

If reform ever get into power they would make it fully legal for my workplace to sack me for being disabled never forget that.

@reallordgreen Shite

Thoughts? #LUFC

@TedUrchin @Nigel_Farage That was a fun read. Now do Queer Starmer and Polanski you fucking fuck witted fuck

Right, you Reform voting fuckwits, here’s your leader, @Nigel_Farage trying to appear like an ordinary bloke down the pub with a pint in one hand and a copy of the Sun in the other. Here’s a few facts for you. 1 He is the son of a well known stockbroker. 2 He was a Dulwich schoolboy. 3 He worked in the City for 18 years mostly as a commodities broker. 4 A billionaire has recently given him £5 million, others have donated huge sums too. So, do really think he gives a flying fuck about you or your life? No, of course he doesn’t. In fact, you are little more than excrement under his feet and you are such a thick piece of shit you cannot even see it. He is USING you. I despair.

@pushrodv8 Blow job

what the fuck is B!!!!

@footballontnt @LUFCDATA And people still think he’s wank 😂

Dominic Calvert-Lewin has outscored: - Hugo Ekitike - Benjamin Sesko - Ollie Watkins - Mo Salah - Bryan Mbeumo - Cole Palmer - Bukayo Saka - Anthony Gordon - Jarrod Bowen - Raul Jimenez In the Premier League this season, and Leeds signed him on a free transfer 😳

@SkySportsPL Struijk proving once again why he’s not good enough at this level!

"There's too much power behind that!" Loum Tchaouna gets on back for Burnley 🙌

@OfficialVizeh No point at all, if one is a social media influencer

What’s the point of being alive

@CarlBovisNature We have them nesting, again!

If you see this photo, please leave a comment! 🙏 It seems that this Blue Tit is sniffing the cherry blossom in my garden. 😁😍 When did you last see a Blue Tit in your garden? 🐦

@adje__ Yes they can and they should. Resisting arrest and also not letting go of the knife. Should’ve booted him a lot harder. You, you need to stop being a fucking wet wipe.

As bad as what he did was, abhorrent actually, police absolutely cannot do this. Wtf!?

@AbuZeenah_ Michael Owen

Guess The Player ? Level __100% impossible

@mattletiss7 @StonehamGC Keep looking up for those CheMtrAils

Representing @StonehamGC today v Hindhead in the Parkstone trophy for the very first time. Wish me luck 🏌️‍♂️

@Alexarmstrong Those handcuffs should be round his fucking neck

When you see the far-left out with their pre-paid and printed “Refugees Welcome Here” banners, this is who they are welcoming. Rapists and murderers. How many more women and children need to be raped before the mass deportations start?

@WestHam_Central Offside is offside you cunt 😂

Game has actually gone

@beckymil1 Nottinghamshire, ta duck

Where I’m from, we greet people by saying “Ayup Duck, ow thee guin’ on?” Where am I from?

@mattletiss7 @grok Fuck off matt

@MattCas04807118 It is quite funny when you watch it in x2

Rosie Jones.🙈 I really want to find her funny but I can’t.☹️ I hate myself for saying this as I have a real love for the underdog to win but she’s just bland.☹️

@_TightWadBill A shite house that they’ve probably worked hard to pay for with their OWN money with very little handouts from the uk tax payers purse?

How pathetic has your life got to be to put this shite on your house 😂

What is the Amity artist shouting? Wrong answers only! 😱 #jaws