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@BorisJohnson have you watched the ITV drama Breathtaking?

@TheTomTweets @anon_opin Yeah, piece of piss, lazy.

@anon_opin If they had those qualities they'd have been successful in their home countries, and/or confident in their ability to use the usual immigration channels.

If a person has the tenacity and drive to get to the UK in a tiny boat, they should be welcomed and given a job. They are clearly enterprising and determined

@i_iratus Chapeau, I suggest a pagger ensues.

@RishiSunak I halved the number of kebabs I eat. Still too many. Bullshit. Not even down to you short pants.

Halving inflation I promised we would do it. And we did.

@i_iratus Once again, brilliant. Thanks.

@i_iratus Wow, nailed it. Thanks.

@edwinhayward @LeedsEurope

Another Express poll in urgent need of more input... (Link goes straight to the poll, bypassing the main Express website, so you're not boosting their ad tally. Ignore the request for an email address - it's optional. Please spread the word after voting.) xd.wayin.com/display/contai…

@YoufeckingIdiot Cross trainer

What is this workout called? twitter.com/WonderW9780075…

@wefail I just received the Suella and the Boris prints. Superb quality. I wanted something to pass on to my children to explain the shitfest that is our current ruling party.

Another month of not making enough to pay the bills since this thing took over the bird site. Please buy some horrible art if you have any spare cash.❤️❤️ wefail.art

@GoodwinMJ "Remembrance Day weekend" - a new oxymoron.

NEW POST. What people REALLY think about the pro-Palestine March on Remembrance Day weekend. Only 1 in 5 of Brits think it should go ahead mattgoodwin.org/p/what-people-…

@Jacob_Rees_Mogg Could say the same about you.

@EuropeanUnity1 Cuntryfile

What should Boris Johnson call his new GB News programme? Tory TV #GBeebies

@poems2022 His barber and his tailor.

What other 2 criminals should be in the dock first with this monster?

@stephbriggsuk @SalfordMe2023 Are you being ironic or thick as pigshit?

@SalfordMe2023 Why is holding a photo illegal?

@ralph_lynda @LanaCarrte Freedom to stay, work, live in Europe. How about you list some tangible things we've gained Ralph?

@LanaCarrte Oh please!! What has been stolen? Grow up.

@theGrit_music Hand them my dog's turds.

@KuntiePlopkins There's one by George Formby I think fits

@LeeAndersonMP_ Only if the current set of bellends can find them.

Staggering Admission. Sir Keir will hand the keys to the UK over to Davos. It's either this warm spell affecting his mind or he really is serious. Be careful what you wish for & vote for. x.com/CarverEmily/st…

@Effiedeans To the council run tip. Oh, hang on....

Like everyone else I pay the council thousands of pounds a year. The only service I get is that it takes my rubbish away. For that amount I would be happy to dispose of my rubbish myself. Just tell me where to take it.

@simonharris_mbd It is for the sake of fuck, so "fuck's"