Alex

@agworlhasnoname My daughter’s 18th ❤️

What are yalls Friday the 13th plans?

@bracketdan @NotJakeKemp @MikeSirois Look at all this value #highTweekend

@agworlhasnoname Feel better soon

I wouldn’t wish this flu on anyone 🫩

@CashSports @MikeSirois @badkaratemovie Early Adopter #LFTP

@tealtonedturtle @NotJackKemp I’d love a “IJB Investigates” on this guy. I have no idea who he is and I don’t think he’s on any socials. But this song is sneaky good. I’ve never heard anything else about him.

@ktfuntweets Did the white man, fist pump dance this am. Bless you

@oldwaver Real Madrid and Gorillaz on the same day. Pretty good lil Saturday.

@SportsSturm They’re all here, Bob. #RealMadrid

@NotJackKemp - She’s getting ready, just as you predicted.

@CooperEarlJones My god, man! Killing it!

Same old new me

@tealtonedturtle You know who knew something? Tim Taft

what does he know??

@NotJackKemp Next Trainwreck - Balloon Boy

@AmericanAir Our new flight has now just been delayed for the fourth time. This is 8 push backs on 2 flights in 13 hours. $300 on airport food to feed the family. Unacceptable

@AmericanAir It’s been a terrible experience with the most minimal communications or help. I just hope we don’t get stranded with 3 kids overnight if this last flight gets canceled.

Just insanely terrible communication and ethics (moving departure times by 15 mins for 3+ hours to avoid having to compensate). American is the shittiest airline in a landscape of shitty airlines. At least be honest, I would’ve rented a car and been halfway home now.

@tweetgrubes What’s your job? What time do you pop out of bed in the morning?

But what’s your specific address??

Birthday wish achieved at the @thedumbzone Generic Summer Event (GSE)!! Thanks, @NotJackKemp

@SportsSturm Your “Jojo Siwa entering the transfer portal” was greatly underrated.

@NotJackKemp @tealtonedturtle Important