Andria Borba

With evacuation orders moving fast, here’s a list of what to grab if you have to run.

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Are we all moving to 💙 or 🧵?

@John61745050 @CA_DMV Nope.

Yo, @CA_DMV - there’s a 3 hour wait for service at the Daly City office. Only a quarter of the employee work stations are filled. What gives? Is this an effective use of tax dollars or Californians time?

I’m in an Uber on a rainy Stevenson Expressway in Chicago headed to Midway and back to the Bay. Should I log on to wifi during the flight? Or go radio silent and be surprised when I land in Oakland?

@aprilolanoff @yoda Gummies.

Trying to decide what impulse purchase I can make that will help ease my anxiety.

To all my pals in TV news covering the election... May you get fed May all your graphics be spelled correctly May all your results be accurate May all your live shots work May all your reporter hits from watch parties not be drowned out by music May your shows be on time

I’m gonna need my phone to STFU on Sunday morning about how many hours of screen time I’ve logged this week.

Bochy asked to be his idol @KarlTheFog 🌁- specifically Karl messing with fireworks on the 4th of July 🎇🎆

Happy Halloween! 🎃 I’m dressed as Shohei Ohtani’s favorite hobby: Gambling

Ya'll literally bought and paid for the path💰

Completed the assignment. #Vote

Your move, Buster.

My second favorite NFL QB.

@RichardManso3 And the constant text messages also drive me nuts…

@borbaandria problem is I bet a lot goes to landfill also, just seems to be such a waste of paper, you'd think there would be a better way to get campaign info to voters that wouldn't involve paper...

Has anyone in SF calculated the total pounds of campaign mailers that got dumped directly into recycling?! Because those are straight-to-bin at my house.

On this date in 2014, the front page of the San Francisco Chronicle. #SFGiants #2014SFG

Proud cousin moment! 🧡 That’s my not-so-baby cousin Zaniyah Corneille - up for Girls Prep Player of the Week for the Modesto Bee! She had 12 kills vs. Modesto High!

Happy Madison Bumgarner Day to all who celebrate!

I invented new swear words during that last series of downs. #49ers