Otts and Bobs

All dough dis dus be an original #BTPosse account: We dus be posting pictures and video of da Spanners who is daft and have the intelligence of a Border ear (and Labs) going forward.. Dey had borders as the mid-dogs when Dey popped out da mother..

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⚠️ Lost dog alert: Fern the black Lab ⚠️ If you live in the Tunbridge Wells area, please keep a lookout for beautiful Fern. She went missing from the TN3 area yesterday (18 March). While she has good recall, she’s is very timid. More information: doglost.co.uk/dog/202511

@claptonterrier @smiffytheBT The floor of pubs is a most venerable place for BTs .: did someone say Stayk

@smiffytheBT I did see that you were rewarded with a steak Uncle Smith....

Now I’m a bit older. They try not to put me on the floor in the pub so today I was elevated to the seating. Sitting on a blanket obvs. I was so much closer to the food!!!!

@claptonterrier We half mowed the top half the ‘wrong way’ for first time this year on Tues the bottom half we left as is mossy too and grows slower ..

@boredborder The lawn was mowed on Monday pals but is basically 80% moss these days…looks green after all the rain 😬

Wotch owt…

@Dales_Starman Sounds fun

Concur. Saw it Yesterday in Skipton. Looked so much fun. 🐶🚍 #dogbus #Echobox=1773573935" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">thetelegraphandargus.co.uk/news/25936280.…

@claptonterrier We tryna suggest to Dad he play Noel with us

@claptonterrier Dat lorn looks amazing

@ForWomenScot @Poppy_yyyyyyyy 😀

@boredborder @Poppy_yyyyyyyy He says "flyers" and "flyer" and doesn't use "mail", so I'm happy to ascribe ignorance!

In the future Royal Mail will be entirely funded by political parties due to people abusing freepost.

@Albertspanner Appy Burfday 🎂 🥩 Stayk Cayk on da menu sounds amazing

Happy birthday Victoria Spaniel! Five today, you’ve been really good at welcoming all the fosterers even putting up with them taking over your bed. Always loving being out working too. Off to Pets at home in a bit and a steak dinner for later😉🎉🎉🎂🎂🍰🍰

@janusvh2 @LucanonLizard Specifically to annoy, and make us doubt our own sanity.. I know.. As if they believe that because they have made me waste more time re-paginating my mental map that I am going to be tempted by some extra of their wares.. 🤭 .. the opposite is true 🤗

@boredborder @LucanonLizard They do that on purpose you know .

Too many phrases annoy me because I'm old. When you ask someone where something is (eg me today in J Sainsbury's) and the answer follows "I want to say it's in aisle 8". I'm raging and desperate to audibly say, if you want to, just damn well say it. There are so many examples.

@LucanonLizard @janusvh2 Yes they just moved the tinned fish in our Sainsbury’s too ..

@janusvh2 Anchovies.

Considering that Nigel Mansell was capable of injuring himself just getting out of bed, the fact this stunt ended safely, braking on grass, by water, with parked cars and people all over the place is truly miraculous.

On this day in 1975, the first episode of Hong Kong Phooey aired in the UK.

Gonna taste like shite if you not doing it in UK: you need proper bread; non of that sweetened sugary crap; and proper butter from proper cows ..

Dis dus be a loverly sunny day to be out

@Albertspanner @Bestestgundog Silly Sossiajes is a better alliteration

@Albertspanner @Bestestgundog 🤭😆

That wind still so kold so we been runnin in the wood...one day mum ses we gonna lose Piper down a big hole🤭

@Bestestgundog @Albertspanner Da said spot da oxymoron in that last tweet, wutever dat means .. pfft

@Bestestgundog @Albertspanner At least he a sensible Spanna and won’t have to get dug out like a terrier 🤭😀🙏