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CRO @ https://t.co/c1R1v1KHFi | Co-Founder @ https://t.co/zW9BYNDSLT Advisor | Investor | 🙏✝️

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Aakash Gupta
Aakash Gupta@aakashgupta·
The investor list tells you exactly what WHOOP is now. $10.1 billion for a company that gives away a screenless rubber band. The device has no screen. No buttons. No display. The hardware is free with every subscription. WHOOP charges $199 to $359 per year for the right to look at your own biometric data in an app. 2.5 million members. $1.1 billion bookings run rate. 103% year-over-year growth. Cash flow positive. Those are SaaS metrics from a company that started as a wristband for CrossFit athletes. Now look at who wrote checks. Qatar Investment Authority. Mubadala. Abbott. Mayo Clinic. Sovereign wealth funds and two of the largest healthcare institutions on Earth. QIA manages over $500 billion. Mubadala manages $300 billion+. These are the same funds buying stakes in global hospital networks, pharmaceutical pipelines, and biotech platforms. They did not invest $575 million because they think recovery scores are cool. WHOOP sits on 24 billion hours of continuous physiological data. Heart rate variability, respiratory rate, skin temperature, SpO2, sleep architecture, blood pressure, ECG, and now blood biomarkers through Advanced Labs. From 2.5 million people wearing the device 24/7, generating data every single second. Abbott makes glucose monitors, diagnostics equipment, and cardiac devices used in hospitals worldwide. Mayo Clinic runs one of the largest clinical research operations in medicine. When both of them invest in the same wearable company in the same round, they're buying a distribution channel for continuous patient monitoring outside the clinic. The athlete investors are the packaging. Ronaldo, LeBron, Rory McIlroy, Virgil van Dijk. Their names make the fundraise go viral. Their actual function is keeping WHOOP positioned as a performance brand while the cap table quietly fills with healthcare infrastructure capital. Previous valuation: $3.6 billion in 2021. Today: $10.1 billion. A 2.8x jump in five years, with the entire delta coming after WHOOP got FDA clearance for ECG and blood pressure monitoring. The regulatory moat is the valuation inflection. Will Ahmed built a fitness tracker. The cap table says he's building the consumer front-end for the next generation of preventive medicine. The $10.1 billion bet is that the hospital of the future starts on your wrist.
Will Ahmed@willahmed

BREAKING: WHOOP RAISES $575M AT $10.1B VALUATION  I am pleased to announce that we’ve raised $575M at a $10.1B valuation to accelerate our mission of unlocking human performance and healthspan globally. This round was led by Collaborative Fund with participation from 2PointZero Group, Qatar Investment Authority (QIA), Mubadala Investment Company, Abbott, Mayo Clinic, Macquarie Capital, Glade Brook, B-Flexion, IVP, Foundry, Accomplice, Affinity Partners, Promus Ventures, and Bullhound Capital alongside a group of individual investors including Cristiano Ronaldo, LeBron James, Rory McIlroy, Virgil van Dijk, and Mathieu van der Poel. This investor group and this moment reflect a powerful evolution underway for Whoop and the broader healthcare market. Whoop was born in performance - trusted by the best athletes in the world to train, recover, and compete at the highest level. That foundation remains core to who we are. You see that in the iconic athlete investors joining this round.  But it also represents our push into broader health.  In the past 12 months, WHOOP has received medical clearances, launched blood testing, and created a platform that has saved lives. Abbott and Mayo Clinic - two of the most respected and influential institutions in global healthcare - are now investors in Whoop. These are organizations that have shaped modern medicine. Their decision to partner with us is a clear validation of where our technology is headed. Healthcare systems around the world are reactive. For too long, they have waited for people to get sick, then intervene. Chronic disease is rising and costs continue to climb. At Whoop, we believe the future looks fundamentally different. We are building the most powerful, personal, preventive health platform in the world - powered by continuous biometric data, advanced analytics, and AI to help people understand their bodies and improve their health in real time. I am grateful to our team, our members, and our partners for believing in this vision. I’ve been building this company for 14 years and I’ve never been more excited for the future.

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Karine Mellata
Karine Mellata@karine_exe·
In 2025, $4.4 trillion was spent on illegal activity through the global financial system. $1.1 trillion went to drug trafficking. $500 billion went to human trafficking. $16 billion went to terrorist financing. We raised $21.5 million to stop that.
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Chris
Chris@BoredCoobs·
@redbull if you don't grunt you're not cool
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Red Bull@redbull·
what's one unspoken gym rule everybody follows? 🏋️‍♂️
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@sandeepnailwal felt like overnight and forever at the same time!
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Sandeep | CEO, Polygon Foundation (※,※)
The perception shift in crypto has been wild honestly. We went from 'this is a scam' to the biggest corporations and banks on the planet racing to figure out stablecoins and onchain payments. Two worlds that used to want nothing to do with each other are now building together and honestly the lines between tradfi and crypto are disappearing faster than most people realize. It's a good time to be building payments infrastructure onchain if you ask me 👀
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Chris@BoredCoobs·
hookah Am i the only dumb american who originally thought there was a rampant prostitution problem throughout the world before learning how to pronounce this? 😂
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Ashley Mayer
Ashley Mayer@ashleymayer·
Lol imagine seeing this ad without any context.
Kalshi@Kalshi

Rule #2: No death markets. Not in the U.S. They’re illegal.

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Chris@BoredCoobs·
@PrimeVideo i tooootally loved this growing up
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Prime Video@PrimeVideo·
Welcome back to the arena. An all new season of American Gladiators premieres April 17.
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Chris@BoredCoobs·
@DrewAustin So. Good. Popcorn and mnms are my jam
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@gregory_mma would love to partner with you sir...plz dm me!
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Gregory “Robocop” Rodrigues
Em alguns momentos da sua trajetória desistir parecerá uma escolha, mas acredite, tudo que vale a pena fica do outro lado da persistência 🦾 Não é sobre não sentir vontade de parar. É sobre decidir continuar mesmo assim! #robocop #ufc #ufcbrasil #foryou #mma
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Chris@BoredCoobs·
@gregory_mma amen man, God never gave up on us so...we shouldn't give up on him - or ourselves!
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Chris Hemsworth
Chris Hemsworth@chrishemsworth·
Excited to announce Crime 101 launching on Amazon Prime April 1st! Grateful for all the incredible support and feedback that’s come in so far Crime 101. It means the world to see it resonate with you all. Huge thanks to everyone who’s watched, shared, and shown love so far, couldn’t do it without you. #Crime101 is streaming on @PrimeVideo Video April 1st.
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Alexis Ohanian 🗽@alexisohanian·
Who’s coming with me to Stamford Bridge Wednesday night to see @ChelseaFCW take on Arsenal in the Champions League QF??
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Mickey from Arcadia
Mickey from Arcadia@mickeyhardy·
DAS VIP Dinner Night #1. Thank you to @GSR_io @Aptos & @diamante_io for Co- Hosting. One of the most curated rooms yet. The legends in the room: @bitcoinbrittany Chief of Staff @ 50T Funds @noahpompan VP Growth @ Erebor @jay_drainjr Investment Partner @ a16z crypto @jpegmogul GTM Lead @ Paradigm @0xjchang PSM @ Aptos @zeebradoom VC @ Big Brain @Chestnut_jin Vice President @ JP Morgan @LindsayxLin COO @ Dragonfly @MittalDevika Head of India @ Ava Labs @blockchainrisk Managing Director @ Citi @andrewmerrickk Co-Founder @ ClipSquare @coltonfconley Partner @ Arrington Capital @jayendra_jog Co-Founder @ Sei Labs @Degentraland Head of Digital Asset Advisory @ GSR @MichaelTant3 GP @ CitizenX @evanpark99 Partner @ Tribe Capital @Jamesmckennaiv Product Director @ Bank of America @zeebradoom Investor @ Big Brain Holdings @Captainjack9994 Growth @ Allium @DeCryptDisciple Ecosystem Lead @ Aptos @Acquire_Fi Co-Founder @ Acquire Fi @shafay_ Senior Vice President @ JP Morgan @ADalleur Head of Incubation @ Singularity @alydotxyz Research Associate @ Fidelity Investments @lindsayezy VP @ The Digital Chamber @boredcoobs Chief Revenue Officer @ Kash bot @julyvanstein Senior Manager @ Plug & Play Ventures @thephunky1 Head of Protocol Partnerships @ GlobalStake @thedukekim Solutions @ Securitize @dhoward @ Halo
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Jomboy Media
Jomboy Media@JomboyMedia·
Full on brawl in the FDNY vs. NYPD hockey game
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